There is a sub group of kiters , lets call them "shorecreepers "
genius " pissoffious horablabous "
if your after flat water go to the lake !!!! stop mowing the lawn between the shore and the surf break , if you see someone lining up a wave -
Don't head in to the shore in front of me , grow some balls and go up wind and into the surf
Don't turn around in front of me , you are now on the same tack as me
Don't mow the lawn when you can see I'm about to catch a wave when your down wind
we've had shorecreepers before but they were polite , not the bucket hat wearing KooKs that seemed to have shot up everywhere !
Even the guys riding twin tips in the waves have got the idea 
thats funny, theres strapless kooks clogging up the flat lagoons!! whats going on!??!?!
Select to expand quotehamburglar said..
There is a sub group of kiters , lets call them "shorecreepers "
genius " pissoffious horablabous "
if your after flat water go to the lake !!!! stop mowing the lawn between the shore and the surf break , if you see someone lining up a wave -
Don't head in to the shore in front of me , grow some balls and go up wind and into the surf
Don't turn around in front of me , you are now on the same tack as me
Don't mow the lawn when you can see I'm about to catch a wave when your down wind
we've had shorecreepers before but they were polite , not the bucket hat wearing KooKs that seemed to have shot up everywhere !
Even the guys riding twin tips in the waves have got the idea
They probably don't take you seriously when your riding a giant inflatable shark.
There's probably a kooksurfers forum somewhere and the guy has started a topic something like this "inflatable shark riding wierdos"
"When i'm blazing the shallows there's this idiot trying to ride waves using an inflatable shark. Here's interupting my stoke by getting in my way when i'm having. fun.
If you want to ride an inflatable shark go to the theme parks instead!"
Select to expand quotecraggers said...
thats funny, theres strapless kooks clogging up the flat lagoons!! whats going on!??!?!
^^ best place for them
the shark is supposed to scare them off .... no wonder i get smiles and waved at
now don't get me wrong, each to there own, share the stoke, blah blah and all that
but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change 
Select to expand quoteeppo said..
Gotta completely agree with you here...
Hmmmmm, I completely agree with you completely agreeing Eppo
Select to expand quotehamburglar said..now don't get me wrong, each to there own, share the stoke, blah blah and all that
but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change
Which beach is this at??
Select to expand quotePhoney said...hamburglar said..now don't get me wrong, each to there own, share the stoke, blah blah and all that
but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change
Which beach is this at??
the one with white sand, a couple of dunes, mostly blue water, except for river mouth, and lots of "shorecreepers" and i don't mean crabs and sharks lots of them too!
could be any beach, most likely all the beaches, nice try but 
Hasn't this already been discussed?
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Why-kite-surf-so-close-to-shore/
Select to expand quotehamburglar said..
but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change
Righto. I feel like playing devils advocate today..... in reality there is zero farks given by me... but lets pretend i give several.
So. On 5km stretch of beach there isn't another surf break to hit? Why not move to a place the muppets are'nt?
Why not happily discuss the situation with them afterward over a beverage? purhaps even stop and discuss it with them right there?
Personally for me if that paticular section of beach is busy I move to a less busy section. I'd rather ride a shiitier section of waves by myself than the good section packed.
Select to expand quotePlummet said..
I'd rather ride a shiitier section of waves by myself than the good section packed.
Don't give them ideas.. The more kooks we can get in a smaller the space the better it is for those of us who enjoy kitesurfing not show ponying 
I can tell why Hamburglar is so pissed off with the shore jeepers. It's the long drive from the ACT.
Select to expand quotekiteboy dave said..
Phonominoum = the worst attempt at spelling I've seen in a long time
I was giggling about the same thing whilst picturing some strange exotic record player or a rare type of precious metal I've never seen before .
Select to expand quotesir ROWDY said..kiteboy dave said..
Phonominoum = the worst attempt at spelling I've seen in a long time
I was giggling about the same thing whilst picturing some strange exotic record player or a rare type of precious metal I've never seen before .
Select to expand quotekiteboy dave said...
Phonominoum = the worst attempt at spelling I've seen in a long time
Google it 
^^^^^^I did, and it must be a new word. Its on google so it must be true. I think it means shorecreepers.
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There is a sub group of kiters , lets call them "shorecreepers " genius " pissoffious horablabous " if your after flat water go to the lake !!!! stop ...
Do you know how hard it is to misspell a word on these new fangled phones
little a lone make one up to get your message across
Kiteboy go to uni get a degree and teach the young ones, you grammar nazi
your a wasted resource hear, or is that here 
Hey burglar, I cant even answer calls with my 10 thumbs, hey misspell is one of the top 10 words that get mis(s)pelled and you therefore can definately spell.
I hate when Euros say we have no culture, We do and at 2080 posts on your jetski,
Aussies....
Always stick together.
Take the piss out of whingers.
On seabreeze, take the piss out of Euros.
The Yoda's tell them to pull their head in, when the discussion gets extreme.
And a middle road is taken.
That's democracy.
Hee, Hee, You were a google star.
dave and kiteboy Dave, are you guys one and the same?
not a euro and hate jetski's and jetski riders!
get off the sauce it's only Tuesday night for Christ sake ............
unless you are on holidays, then disregard last comment
