If it works for sanz its gotta make me more popular. oww i'm dancing round st kilda beach in a mankini and i'm not kiteboarding quick call the fun police, oh no my package just feel out the side infront of young boy's oh my and i smell like vegtable oil oh my, thats because i rub it on myself to help tan my arm pits oh my, and i'm wearing a wig oh my. wana be my friend .
maybe ! just let me convert my van to run on vegtable jizz and i'll meet you in a car park somewhere!
thats 3!
Lock up your fat daughters, folks, Hookworm is coming to a carpark near you in his weird little van.
How does starting a thread with your own name feel hook? Gotta admit, I was tempted...
I was starting to wonder weather the love of my south coast life would remember me and support my thread. Feels great to be up there with sanz gettin closer thats 4 thats not me! yes!
And thats 200 posts yes!
200 Posts! Here's your trophy and some bitch.....
PS. I don't think Boy George will have the staying power of Turps.
onya hookworm
as much as i love a good sheit stir, i,m finding it hard to get the will to add fuel to the tossers fire. (sanz post that is) maybe later after a few more bourbons it,ll come on 
he he he
man and i thought giving the polies sheit was good fun.
Bring back the Turps. This is coming from me with a dodgey clockwork orange look going on. I had a "new price is right" comment lined up and you ruined it. Classic
post by the way, that other guy mentioned a lot, is someone else, with a dodgey login name, please tell me I'm right, or is crack readily available?
sorry bout the avi change that was my gay side but i'm back to the turps due to popular demand and yes there are plenty of mixed lollies for the kiddies in my van really wish sanzs would reply would make my day,so sanz i'm a big fan now add fuel to my fire that burns for you and reply to my topic and i promis that if you ever need a helping hand with "ANYTHING" wink wink i'm your man even if you want a little extra cream on your cake just let me know!
please alex reply all i want is a hello, maybe a date, is that to much to ask seeing i'm your biggest fan
[}:)]
I`m so confused now! Who is my real hero, sanz or hookworm? hookworm wears a mankini and smells of veg oil. I like that, but would have prefered it if it was vegemite. But sanz has got YEARS of experience. And HE has told us this!
I don`t think sanz is too happy with you hookworm for trying to steel his lime light.
sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, idiot I mean sanz, hookworm?????????
This is really srtessing me, someone help!
Hook, you haven't terrorized my beach yet mate. Come up with Shane and kite with me ya bum. Then you can get in my pants
hey dude will try and drag his butt out soon he needs a road trip bad will try and organise something for after xmas would be awesome to do some kiting up there.
"NEWS FLASH" I have just discoverd Alex Sanz is really Richard Simmons!
Either way I'm still a massive fan
