You know you too old for kiteboarding when u get annoyed that someone spams a topic with there conversation that has nothing to do with the topic and you tell them to pm each other instead
mytchook and tonewolf... ffs get a room
ps "
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...you are up at 730 on a sunday morning checking the forecast and reading this ***
When you can't resist telling people that "you are" is abbreviated to you're, not "your"!
When you get jealous of forum conversations...because you've forgotten how to get a natural erection...and viagra.....just doesn't cut it for her!
If you go to google maps (maps.google.com) and type 'Western Australia' in the search box, I am within a couple of dozen kilometres of where the arrow appears. I've been up since before 5, and it's a Sunday. Sense of humour has pretty much shut down, yeah...
When you just don't 'get' people that end their posts with "bite me"!
Bite me!!??
Where's the Viagra, quick.
I end my posts in bite me...because some other people find themselves to be in too much seriousness of mind.
And I think they should chill THE F out!
So Bite me! Nibble me, chew me, lick me, chomp me, salivate around me, masticate me ...should i keep going?
Bite me!
Then die of hysterical laughter at your own replies....
O dementia....what a lovely time of my life!
Bite...what again?
When you need to go to the toily at 5 am....dream you did.....then wake up pissed and smelly....and don't give a damn.....because it's not the first time this has happened and it won't be the last!
When GreenPat knows there should not be a capital P in the middle of his aLIas!
niBBLe mE!
It's two words with no space. Old programming habit I had when I signed up to seabreeze.
UpYours. 
I like you greeny...your a funny bugger!
Nice little plug about your credentials too by the way!
upped mine!
When you have too much time on yer hands and you use the vote section of this forum.
Go Tone wolf...its ya birthday.......gonna partey....like its ya birthday!!
Friday night dribble....few drinks...you know the rest.
