You know your too old for kiteboarding when.......

my teeth are too sharp..............

I'm not a vegetarian..........

Sorry, like it rare...... don't mind the odd celery stick though........

I get that a lot

Angel or Devil..................?????? Here's a hint [}:)][}:)][}:)]

not in my vocabulary......

I can roll my tongue!!!! Ohhhh there you go, I got!!!!!

I know lots of trick just not the kiting ones

when.... you deviate from a forum topic...and can't remember what the original topic was!


What was it again?

o' ...piss off guys you'd all want this same convo with a strange woman.

I just keep telling myself that she probably has hairy armpits...

not that there's anything wrong with that!!

When you use a kiteboarding forum as an internet dating service, because your pensioner budget can't afford the real ones.

when you know what "self funded retirement" means.
Hey loads of people use IT dating services...it's new...its hip...its happenin'

RSVP ME ANDY!!

Bite me!

Jealousy raises it's ugly hammerhead.

It's all good...... everyone is entitled to an opinion......

You know your too old for kiteboarding when.......

the younger users/posters come onto SeaBreeze and hijack a thread, that usually would have been hijacked by yourself, and all you can do is bring it back on topic.