When you try to correct the poor spelling and punctuation on a kiteboarding forum.
When you remember Secret Beige and can still post in it after Laurie took away the drop down box...
damn - it! i asked about pensioner discounts but they said only on high aspect kites over 18m's and even then i had to sign a waiver that i would not use it in over 40knot winds- My insurance told me to tell them to get stuffed - lol.
....you head back to the town you grew up in for a kite, and find it has been semi taken over by mexican kooks who think they know it all and you just want to mow them down...
.....when a botched kiteloop means a hip replacement and 12 months in rehab.
.....when you throw your back out getting out of the computer chair after checking BOM to see if it's windy enough to head out yet.
.....when more sand comes out of your wrinkles than out of your jocks when you take a shower after a session
I know that I have posted a couple of very NOT funny comments for this topic but that is because I am still young enough that I don't need to worry about this for a long long time.........
and all of you guys that are older than me still kite and go hard at it
hi beverly yes its great to be old and still going hard .yippidy do dah yippidy yah my oh my my what a wonderful day,
.....when the image that springs to mind when you hear the term 'camel toe' is of a pommy guy in a safari suit, standing in the middle of a desert with a herd of dromedaries behind him.
when you don't care if you wear boardies on the outside of a wetty or not
when you don't care what brand or year kite you or anyone else fly
you know your too old for kiteboarding, when you stop freestyle and start kitesurfing!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
... when more than 50% of these gags are actually true for you (yikes I must be getting close!)
Well said Ian, and Kitebored.
Mr Bonk you are ruthless!! And I seriously just yesterday bought an electric pump cos of my back. Spooky........
So here's my reply - "You know your too old to kite when you tell teenagers that youth is wasted on the young"
I can't believe what you are all saying!!! You are all in your early 30's to mid 40's and think that you are old!!!! You are NEVER too old for anything!!!
Mytchook Quote "I can't believe what you are all saying!!! You are all in your early 30's to mid 40's and think that you are old!!!! You are NEVER too old for anything!!! "
To old when you keep trying to convince yourself you are still young 
We want to meet this "BEVELeY"...
She rocks! and her avatar gets me going.....yeeeehaaaaa.
Bite me!
