When everyone is trying so hard to reach the envious 'page 10'
, and you start to think that Lozza has changed the number of posts allowed on a page, so we never reach page 10!!! ![]()
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In honour of page 10 being reached. I've decided to foretell the future, by planning the whole of this glorious 21st Century...
In the year 2010, I'll be nearly 40. Kiting no worries.
2020, nearly 50. Still kiting.
2030, nearly 60. Kiting, prob'ly gently.
2040, nearly 70. Hmmm, arthritis could be an issue.
2050, nearly 80. Bugger. Maybe with a replacement hip and lots of sunscreen I could still be carving on butter-smooth, low-fat, flat water.
2060, nearly 90. My physical body passes on, and my spirit becomes re-absorbed into the universe. On the off-chance that I'm re-incarnated, in...
2070, I'm a kid learning basic social skills.
2080, I graduate to grommet status, and crash my first kite.
2090, just think of the gear I'd be choosing between!
2100, a good end to the 21st Century.
you all need a new sport.like ****ing. all this time up late on the forum chatting about nothing and you could be beatn the meat like it owed you somethin. release some poison and crawl into bed with your wives that are pissed off at you for spending so much time on the stupid kite forum.
umm i think thats too far...
its just forums, not kitesurfing....
i would question ur sexuality if u would rather go on forums than go make sweet loving to ur wife...
when your wifes says, "ooohhh... yeah baby Im about to blow" and you grab your gear and run for the door.
When you start using these forums as a type of communication to other mates SMS style.
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9773
2 people have been eaten by crocodiles in the last week, and the box jellyfish is coming out, but you go kiting anyway. (Darwin)
You're overpowered on a 10m in 17-23 knots and you're totally stoked about your 'boardless overpowered unplanned jumps/fly' through the air (in the water) ![]()
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You know when your addicted when you go out at 9am and wait 6 hours in 35 Degree's under your kite with your mate for some wind, then do a running launch and run around with your kite before it falls into the water in under 5 knot winds.
You know what im talking about...![]()