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You know you are addicted when .........

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Created by puppetonastring > 9 months ago, 8 Dec 2004
gregman38
NSW, 15 posts
29 Dec 2006 2:27PM
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you get homesick of Christchurch instead of enjoying the warm summer in Sydney !

fver
WA, 453 posts
1 Jan 2007 4:56AM
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I 've always wanted to write:

" when its 00:00 AM on New Year and you are replying to a Seabreeze post "You know you are addicted when..."

but i missed the opportunity this year (because unfortunately I have another life...) and it's now 3:00 hours after new years!!! So I missed the opportunity this year... Maybe next year!

Fred

Rocket
WA, 33 posts
23 Jan 2007 6:34AM
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When your wife says you can only go for 4 hours. So you go for 6 and get a reaming when you get home. The next day do exactly the same.

If she leaves me I can go for 8 hours a day.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
25 Jan 2007 11:52AM
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The wind died on me after on 2 jumps on Tues night. Bizarre conditions.

Later that night I found myself reading a Thomas the tank book to my 4 yr old and in the coastal background behind Oliver (the great western engine) I noticed a couple of sailboats and couldn't help but think mmmm they're arent keeled over too much so maybe get the 15.5 Flow out...

My young lad just doesn't understand why I drift off mid story with a far away look in my eyes

When he's 12 ish and hanging onto a trainer kite all will become clear I'm sure!

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
25 Jan 2007 8:02PM
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when you couldn`t be bothered trying to find a home to live, but would rather go on a kite sailing trip to fnq

youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
28 Jan 2007 3:47AM
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you go out 7 days a week 3 hrs a day 5 on weekends and you have still wish your chick would stop asking for lessons.

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
29 Jan 2007 2:06AM
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When you drive past the 'cat boarding' sign on Wanneroo Road on the way back from Lancelin and wonder if that's a sport that you could do with a kite.

Blownaway
QLD, 776 posts
29 Jan 2007 10:53AM
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when ya read sea breeze every morning an night an think about kite surfing way to much....dreaming about a magic downwinder an smacking some waves when my busted up foot is finally strong enough again.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
31 Jan 2007 12:47PM
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Yay!! the wind is going to be honking this weekend - bummer though I have to work Sat and have scored a VIP pass for the Big Day Out Sunday...

Geez I'm getting addicted to kiting. I have seriously been thinking of passing on free booze, food and entry to go kiting instead... I must contact the operators next year and get a temporary lake put in there!!

The addiction just gets worse as time goes bye.. It's going to be the longest winter ever this year!

Avagoodun

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
1 Feb 2007 12:03PM
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I feel your pain mate, BDO or 30 knots?

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
6 Feb 2007 6:14PM
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when people start creating a language based on your kite behaviour.
as in this post on the general forum .........

quote:
Originally posted by puppetonastring

definition
Gruezidicted - kitesurfing jargon -: extreme compulsive obsession.
as in...
Where addicted equals megabyte there Gruezidicted equals gigabyte.



p4rlx
QLD, 103 posts
9 Mar 2007 12:44AM
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WEEEE

bellz
WA, 572 posts
11 Mar 2007 9:49PM
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When ur computers fixed to bom.com 24/7

hawaii
VIC, 130 posts
13 Mar 2007 5:03PM
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when a 2 yr old post is still going strong - guys everythings been said and we all know this sport is addictive

Leech
WA, 1933 posts
14 Mar 2007 12:59PM
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quote:
Originally posted by GreenPat

When you drive past the 'cat boarding' sign on Wanneroo Road on the way back from Lancelin and wonder if that's a sport that you could do with a kite.


Bah! I thought I was the first to think that!

rokdoc
NSW, 14 posts
23 Mar 2007 3:20PM
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.....you are a newbie with a 12m still trying to get up planing and have just ordered a new 20m kite for the "light" wind days, and figure that reports of great whites off the coast are not seen as warnings but motivation tools!

forbsy
VIC, 49 posts
23 Mar 2007 5:22PM
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When you end up with scraped, bumps and bruises from being dragged by a 12m but you pick yourself up and keep going cos that dang kite ain't gonna beat you !
Oh the pain ! It's hard being a noob.

em
318 posts
31 Mar 2007 2:18PM
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...when all you can do at work is watch the forecast update... having those bloody green arrows teasing you while you try self persuasion thinking "hold on, only 2 more hours to go...And I'm sure it's crap any way!"...and keep on checking if the water is still capping.... and keep on checking your clock wondering what time is a decent time to leave early (again... ).... to finally see the arrows go red when you're about to ask your boss if you can possibly take off now.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is not fair!!!! And right now, I really think this sport SUCKS big time!!!!
(what's happening wind God? We usually have this very intimate relationship in which we so dearly understand each other, where you nicely pick up as I walk out the door and die off when I'm done.... and we live in perfect harmony.....Did I surf too much lately and got you upset or something???? What went wrong????)

Jacinta
3 posts
4 Apr 2007 1:54AM
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You look up seabreeze every 2nd day for over a year after you leave Australia to get you through crap weather back in Ireland.....Its been a bloody cold winter here, but things are getting better. our summer starts in a few weeks..long evenings... bright till 10:30pm, No moissies, sharks or any dangerous fish for that matter!
All are welcome!

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
5 Apr 2007 1:10AM
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When an inventory of the bedside shelves counts:

  • One trim rope and chicken loop for an 03 fuel, unused
  • Two pigtails of indeterminite type

  • Two slingshot leader lines

  • One waterproof ipod casing

  • One big pile of kite magazines

  • One waterproof carry bag

  • One old kiteboard handle

  • One big pile of kiteboarding DVDs

  • Seven kiteboard fins from three different manufacturers

  • One pair of aquashades



I can see an old bar and lines at the back of my wardrobe from here, but I couldn't be bothered inventory in there. There is also the back shed, the garage and the cupboards in the hallway to check, I know they all contain masses of kiting gear, but in a house of three kiteboarders, who knows...

Lets see, between the three of us there are:

  • Six boards, plus a mountainboard

  • Six inflatable kites and two trainers

  • ...stuff counting the harnesses, pumps, board bags... You get the picture

xtortya
WA, 322 posts
5 Apr 2007 3:33PM
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is the waterproof casing for your ipod any good??? i was looking at trying to get one for my one. where abouts did you get it??

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
5 Apr 2007 6:33PM
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Good , and bad .

The story goes like this: I bought it in South Africa from the guy who imports them there. It's absolutely fantastic out on the water listening to music, really adds a lot to the experience for me, but after a few wipeouts the copper for the left earphone started to part at the plug and the music started to get lopsided. I tracked down the Australian importers to see if I could buy headphones only but they wouldn't have a bar of it, even though when I spoke to the parent company in the US said they could do it if I wanted to ship them from there. The Aussie importers, despite my impeccable politeness and praise of the product, suggested I buy a whole new unit. I was so peeved at the suggestion I gave up, and it's been on the shelf ever since. Imagine, replacing the whole thing on account of

It also worked up a leak in the seal. Nothing that worried me much, there would just always be a droplet or two of water inside the casing at the end of a session.

I also got the casing before the ipod, so excited about the idea I thought I'd just go and get an ipod to suit later. So I got the one for the mini, only to find they had stopped making them. Hence why I have a pink ipod, the last one left in the third shop I went to. It's almost poked too now, so what I reckon I'll do next is go get a cheaper waterproof mp3 player with less storage space and just put a couple of my favourite albums on it and rotate them every so often.

xtortya
WA, 322 posts
7 Apr 2007 8:20PM
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i was wondering how the earphones would work. I was going to silicon the crap out of my ipod, and get a cheap set of headphones for it, replace them every few sessions. I love my music, so i'd love to have some out there....would make it that much more enjoyable. Cheers for the help.
Az.

coyil
VIC, 100 posts
11 Apr 2007 9:44PM
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Hey back to the original topic!!!!!

You know you are addicted when you start selling off surfboards to buy kites, you stop buying Tracks mag after twenty five years and buy any kiting mag you see and then buy a $1000 ute, unseen, on Ebay as a kitemobile.

You come home after dark grinning from ear to ear after a session and a few beers to a less than happy missus which results in a great idea for an avatar.

J9
NSW, 9 posts
13 Apr 2007 6:44PM
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"Respiration deepens; the heart beats more rapidly, the arterial pressure rises, the blood is shifted away from the stomach and intestines to the heart and the central nervous system and the muscles, the processes in the alimentary canal cease, sugar is freed from the reserves in the liver; the spleen contracts and discharges it's content of concentrated corpuscles, and adrenaline is secreted from the adrenal medulla." ... And that's just from seeing the little green arrows................... Kite Junkie

enicao
WA, 77 posts
22 Apr 2007 2:14PM
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you know your addicted when you buy a plane ticket to come to Oz instead of buying a 5 mm full wetsuit beccause the water is too cold and there is not enough wind in europe.

Caelah
WA, 319 posts
23 Apr 2007 10:27AM
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when you start thinking of stickers and tops with witty kiting slogans that you can use and wear when not doing the sport.......



bobjaan
WA, 314 posts
26 Apr 2007 5:38PM
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When you teach your whole immediate family to kitesurf, so that on xmas day you are not the bad guy for wanting to go out and kite in all the wind santa has provided.

Don Bronsveld
NSW, 4 posts
5 May 2007 10:48PM
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When youve just fractured/dislocated your shoulder kiting and your wife and two kids are at the emergency ward bedside as you try to conceal the pain and gloss over the gravity of the only income for your family lost when the doctor tries to settle you down with some polite banter and asks if you will continue to kite. Your family are all ears, your wife chuckles indicating the obsurdness of such a seemingly obvious question. You realise the implications of your answer only too late "I just can't"

Don Bronsveld
NSW, 4 posts
5 May 2007 10:48PM
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When youve just fractured/dislocated your shoulder kiting and your wife and two kids are at the emergency ward bedside as you try to conceal the pain and gloss over the gravity of the only income for your family lost when the doctor tries to settle you down with some polite banter and asks if you will continue to kite. Your family are all ears, your wife chuckles indicating the obsurdness of such a seemingly obvious question. You realise the implications of your answer only too late "I just can't"



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