the 2 tonne aircon unit rips from the hanger roof and lands on the tarmac in pieces. true story......
OKOK i have one
... wHEn the thief trying to steal your'e gear is cut in half by a flying pice of news paper.
you know it's windy in australia when everyone is being nice to one another on seabreeze,
i'm only basing this on what happens when it's not windy.
he he he,tied my dog to the back of my fourbe yesterday,went for a kite,came in and the poor bitch was nearly burried in wind blowen sand.she wasnt too happy
got home and she jumped into my bed and shook all the sand off.
she got her revenge.bitch
You know it's windy when you jump 2 feet high and get blown back 4. Yes that actually happened to me.
You know its going to be windy when you are travelling inland for a wedding and will not be able to get to the beach 
You KNOW it's windy when you buy a new 17M kite and you don't even bring to the beach 
It was so windy yesterday it blew my dog off its chain!!!!
Does my bum look big in this??????????/ 
When the 2m practice kite pulls through the harness loop knot, rips clean outta your hands,lines slicing bits off your pinkeys as it goes and your 12th hand Neil Pryde seat harness loses the panels holding the anchor point that your safety line is attached to.
Gerro 10/03/07.
I should have tied a better knot.hehehe.
you are walking along St George's Tce and all the combovers are sticking straight up in the air
You know it's windy somwhere else, when you're the only one posting crap on this site!
you know its windy when ...you are looking out the window only to see flock after flock of birds flying downwind backwards.
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Originally posted by mitchell
A huge ship decides to park itself on your kiting beach
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Originally posted by mitchell
A huge ship decides to park itself on your kiting beach
wait i got a better one
you know its windy when you go to the local kite store and get some stickers for your car...and the wind blows it on diagonally and its stuck that way now...you'll know which car is mine now, flying objects diagonal.
You know its really windy when as a kitesurfer you just think to your self, yea its just a bit too strong
When you r doggy styling and suddenly get knocked out by a swinning window!! muhahahah ....true story too
3hrs later
' did i cum 
?!!', she replys 'NO u stupid DOG'
when you are tying down tarpolines at cafes and the wind picks it up as you do and launches you 10 feet or so...
this actually was fun so we decided to make a game of it, until someone got flung onto West Coast Hwy...oops
