You bend over and your intestines spontaineously inflate. Sending the human blimp to NZ.
when all the F250 in the carpark have blown away, and you ealise that your ancient landcruiser was a good buy.
You are supposed to be taking the kids to bowling and the wife actually feels sorry for you and says you can go kiting, I am outer here
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You discover the rental car you got actually tracks a different line for straight ahead to what you thought once you get off the coast road.
when you come back in after heaps of nervos fun,and the wind metre is getting to 50-60 knts
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Originally posted by Tonewolf
You bend over and your intestines spontaineously inflate. Sending the human blimp to NZ.
When the 70 year old nudist women standing on the beach has her ***** lips flapping and her tits are up there where they should be and not around her navel anymore
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Originally posted by Jamin
When the 70 year old nudist women standing on the beach has her ***** lips flapping and her tits are up there where they should be and not around her navel anymore
When you lay your lines downwind from the kite and as you’re laying out more line downwind the line ends are following you and have passed you once you’re totally unwound to the bar! Now that’s windy (and a bit scary too!
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when all you can hear is the sound of the wind ringing on your kite lines and both hands are in the middle of the control bar and your on your own thinking yep sometimes this can be a xtreme sport.
when there are a couple cars lined up in a car park pointing out to see with kite stickers on the bumper and drivers looking sadly from the car at the huge waves getting blown up the beach
or
you can lean 45deg into the wind at the top of the cliff and still be pushed backwards
When you launch your trainer kite for a bit of fun....
Only to have the left line snap at the bar leaving it only connected to the wrist release. Immediately followed by the wrist release ripping apart, then immediately followed by the right line snapping. Leaving you standing on the beach with a puzzled look on your face and nothing but a kite bar in your hands whilst watching your trainer kite, wrist release and lines fly away into the bushes.
When the wind dropS so you just finished packing up the kite and its in the bag and the wind returns. BLAH!
you know its windy when you get your gear ready to pack the car, and u find that the car is in next doors roof
When the cockroaches are surfing in your accomodation's toilet bowl (OK maybe there were no cockroaches, but the water in the bowl was definitley moving around)
When its so windy at the beach there are no kiters there .. they are sticking to the nearest houses. 
When its so windy at the beach there are no kiters there .. they are sticking to the nearest houses.
You know it's windy when you come back in, and you have no hair.
(and i don't mean on your'e head)
good one xept its only when the sister is flying away
