I shall start:
When your trip to the beach is delayed due to traffic jams, caused by the roof of a house being blown off!
Heel skidmarks on the beach, when the kite drags you even when in neutral at the side of the window..........
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Originally posted by wal269
Heel skidmarks on the beach, when the kite drags you even when in neutral at the side of the window..........
trust steve to write an essay 
when you have to get dragged back upwind to get to ur board and your flying whilst someone is holding your harness.
oooh oooh I've got a good one:
when you go to launch and have to dig around in the sand to find your bar & lines!
There has been no new posts or replies placed on Seabreeze for several hours. Ie: everyone is out kiting and not sitting behind a computer.
when teachers tell you and your kite addicted friends to shut up and stop looking out the window.
i was in the paper (inside cover for speeding(rowing) and wondered if speed restrictions applied to us?
when the shade sails on your back deck are a little oversheeted and your house is fully powered up and ready to boost 20ft......
@ kitecrazzzy
if your talking about the 5 knot limit and others
unlike boating (speed boats), there is no speed restictions just the same as small yachts. there are a whole number of exemptions for kiters in the rule book.
you know it's REALLY windy when all of the kitiers have been to the bach but are back on the internet complaining cause they dont have small enough kites to get out!
when the water on your eyes is blown dry horizontally across your face back to your ears
When you don't even bother ringing people to go kiteboarding, you just know they will be there
when you rock up at werk the next morning and everyone think's your stoned cause you eyes are so red because you were at the beach for 12 hours the day before
Forum chat dries up because everyone is recovering and too tired to type.........WA rocks
nah im reading it but none of the topics are contreversial enuf, no point crapping on about what everyone knows did someone say something about bows? hehee.
As for the topic...
...when all the swimmers evacuate the beach, JACKPOT!!!
1. When you go to launch your kite - all thats left are the ribs
2. Everyone on the beach is a Marcel Marceau impersonator
3. The bag of "super-nuclear" curried peanuts is empty and you get that tell tale twinge downstairs
You know it is windy when.....
The nipples on the topless sunlovers become perky and erect.
