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Ye' Wind Gods are Angry

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Created by SaveTheWhales > 9 months ago, 28 Jul 2009
SaveTheWhales
WA, 1896 posts
28 Jul 2009 7:17PM
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Ye 'God of Wind'

Why have you forsaken us in perth with the Spanish Demon [}:)] 'El Nino'

I know of the mysterious Pandoras ' 5 x C kite box ' hidden far in the East!

Are we to set it on fire to apease you ?

Or are there other 'funky kites' that are in need of the Sacrificial burning too ?????

P.s God - the idiot kiters cant be sacrificed but they will be with you shortly anyhoo

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
29 Jul 2009 12:13PM
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SaveTheWhales said...

Ye 'God of Wind'

Why have you forsaken us in perth with the Spanish Demon [}:)] 'El Nino'

I know of the mysterious Pandoras ' 5 x C kite box ' hidden far in the East!

Are we to set it on fire to apease you ?

Or are there other 'funky kites' that are in need of the Sacrificial burning too ?????

P.s God - the idiot kiters cant be sacrificed but they will be with you shortly anyhoo






Hey I am poor enough without you burning my kites matey!

Still if means some wind then perhaps it has merit.

Desperate situations demand desperate actions..

Slack
WA, 685 posts
29 Jul 2009 12:19PM
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GF, I thought he was implying you were going to kill yourself.

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1896 posts
29 Jul 2009 7:28PM
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Haa haa

Sorry Funky Man, didnt mean your kites

Was thinkin maybe them Rebel Rollups or the naish alliance 'C' kite but octagonal sigma shaped or any other mysterious Jellyfish disckized (howevaa ya spel that) kites that behave badly.

I asked the 'Angry 0ne ' if he would then be happy with our bonfire & bring us wind

Check out our Green arrows next week

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
30 Jul 2009 1:05AM
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SaveTheWhales said...

Haa haa

Sorry Funky Man, didnt mean your kites

Was thinkin maybe them Rebel Rollups or the naish alliance 'C' kite but octagonal sigma shaped or any other mysterious Jellyfish disckized (howevaa ya spel that) kites that behave badly.

I asked the 'Angry 0ne ' if he would then be happy with our bonfire & bring us wind

Check out our Green arrows next week


The Pandoras kites box of the far East that you speak of is mine (and is being wisked to the far North by the Fastway gods under the cover of darkness).
Why is it that you are so keen to save the whales but so eager to sacrifice the coveted Pandoras box

Do you not know that to appease the wind gods, it is not kites, but virgins that must be sacrificed

Listen carefully grasshopper, if you offer virgins in sufficent quantity (and quality), the wind gods will bestow you with arrows of green....

www.seabreeze.com.au/graphs/qld2.asp

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1896 posts
30 Jul 2009 6:15AM
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Haaaaa lol Skid

Dude - I thought I'd go for Big wind & waves by a - Major 'Virgin' sacrifice [}:)]

Unfortunately i forgot to undo the last wheel nut properly and was spotted by another pilot before she took off





Fear Pandoras box - you'll be opening up a can of 'whoop ass' on yourself

I say burn them at the stake



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