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Will people stop asking stoopid questions and

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Created by SaveTheWhales > 9 months ago, 8 Jul 2010
poor relative
WA, 9105 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:46PM
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Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?

sir ROWDY
WA, 5366 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:50PM
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poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



Nah you don't, gays are welcome to.

kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
8 Jul 2010 11:52PM
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poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties

KnutH
VIC, 427 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:42AM
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kitegirl21 said...

poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties


lol, hehe, *grin*

"I was riding 200 meters back and forth and basically came back to where I started. Was that upwind?"

phrase
WA, 228 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:39AM
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Where is alex sandz? Seriously.

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1896 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:21AM
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Haaaaaaaaaaaa awesome

- now im hip with the birds n the bees

can someone just explain to me where baby 2m kites come from

colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:16AM
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Is this kite a good buy for a learner?

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:28AM
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if i turn my computer screen upside down will red arrows fall back in to the green arrow zone

tatkins
QLD, 344 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:54AM
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This person asks the most stupid questions ever....

(Click below and get sent to your own profile)

www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx



Just in case you missed this joke on the last 4 occasions

theDoctor
NSW, 5785 posts
9 Jul 2010 10:05AM
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why is it when i type in 'legitimate kitesurfing" into the google task bar i get this photo of a gay clown..?



Baz
NSW, 205 posts
9 Jul 2010 10:15AM
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Is this how to self land?



poor relative
WA, 9105 posts
9 Jul 2010 8:41AM
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I masturbate at least 6 times a day. Is kiting for me?

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1896 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:10AM
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theDoctor said...


why is it when i type in 'legitimate kitesurfing" into the google task bar i get this photo of a gay clown..?






Maybe hes not a clown hes wearin boardiesOvawetties so is just gay

dave......
WA, 2119 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:08AM
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XYZ 134cm Vs ABC 143cm.................... whats the better board for me?

lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:15PM
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I want to use my 12m in 30 knots. It has 100% depower. I don't want to buy a smaller kite.

Can I do this using a 122cm board?

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:18PM
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How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?

lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:22PM
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flipper4444 said...

How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?


The only time I drink like that is immediately before having sex with yo' mamma...

sir ROWDY
WA, 5366 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:32AM
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flipper4444 said...

How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?


As many as we like FOOL.

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:31PM
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Baz said...

Is this how to self land?






only if landing on rocks

kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:42PM
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"will kite ever become like surf board shaping"... Surely that's not even a sentence??

bjw
QLD, 3685 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:59PM
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What is the best kite?

Baz
NSW, 205 posts
10 Jul 2010 12:45AM
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Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.

SLIDA
WA, 41 posts
10 Jul 2010 12:50AM
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Baz said...

Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.


Is Cuben Fiber manufactured soley in Cuba???

bjw
QLD, 3685 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:09AM
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^ you say "enhanced load bearing capacity" . Does that mean strictly for fat people?

jas73
QLD, 796 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:20AM
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Maby he was having a bad day and didnt know if he should keep trying or not. OH where you one of those people who started kiting and just new everything from the start or did you just forget what it was like to be a noob.

kitegirl21 said...

wdric said...

kitegirl21 said...

or "I am pretty crap - should I persevere?"... wtf...



Yes I think you should



haha i knew that was coming, thnx ric
but seriously, who asks that... if you cant work out on your own wether or not you want to persevere with it, perhaps the sport isn't for u... obviously not alot of stoke there...


kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:33AM
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jas73 said...

Maby he was having a bad day and didnt know if he should keep trying or not. OH where you one of those people who started kiting and just new everything from the start or did you just forget what it was like to be a noob.
kitegirl21 said...

wdric said...

kitegirl21 said...

or "I am pretty crap - should I persevere?"... wtf...



Yes I think you should



I had plently of "I feel useless" days, but I didn't need to ask a kite forum wether or not I should continue with it... Washed up on the beach, being dragged under the water in the surf, or doing
ten hundred walks of shame didn't take any of the stoke away, for me... Just struggle to c y u would hav to get a public forum to make the choice for u

haha i knew that was coming, thnx ric
but seriously, who asks that... if you cant work out on your own wether or not you want to persevere with it, perhaps the sport isn't for u... obviously not alot of stoke there...





Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
10 Jul 2010 11:04AM
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SLIDA said...

Baz said...

Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.


Is Cuben Fiber manufactured soley in Cuba???




no but it is good to smoke

Ptussy
WA, 86 posts
10 Jul 2010 9:50AM
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Is it best to pump up my kite before I drive to the beach or after?

MrKite
NSW, 27 posts
10 Jul 2010 1:54PM
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kitegirl21 said...

poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties



does that mean wetty over boardies is less homo???!?!?!

Smithy
VIC, 859 posts
10 Jul 2010 2:22PM
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"can you buy pumps for these things?"

sorry Hook / Flem...



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