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What is your favorite thing to do if u can't kite?

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Created by ezza > 9 months ago, 7 Jan 2011
ezza
NSW, 561 posts
7 Jan 2011 10:58PM
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The lack of breeze has us all shaky, sweaty and anxious.

So here's a poll: what is your next favorite thing to do if you can't kite?:

- surf
- drink beer
- skate
- SUP
- Street SUP
- rsc bash
- play with your tools (build things!)
- go shoe shopping with your missus
- wear your missus's shoes

Come on, let's hear it!

graceful
WA, 773 posts
7 Jan 2011 8:04PM
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The misses is involved but its not shoe shopping

max14
SA, 220 posts
7 Jan 2011 10:36PM
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Downhill longboarding... Awesome fun!!! If I am feeling very lazy I'll grab my fiik electric mountain board and go for a cruise...

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
7 Jan 2011 11:13PM
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*******

[porn site reference removed by GalahOnTheBay]

lemo87
QLD, 130 posts
7 Jan 2011 10:24PM
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bit of mountain biking around the gap in brissy. Or go for a perv ride through eagle st and southbank

kiter zac
QLD, 295 posts
7 Jan 2011 10:36PM
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go to uni and study

poor relative
WA, 9105 posts
7 Jan 2011 8:45PM
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drunk sex with strangers
if that doesn't work then i bait bears

mitch88
NSW, 271 posts
7 Jan 2011 11:52PM
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watch others trying to kite in 4 knots

StinkyPete
WA, 241 posts
7 Jan 2011 8:59PM
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Definately bash rsc but otherwise i like to get high.

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
7 Jan 2011 8:59PM
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poor relative said...

drunk sex with strangers
if that doesn't work then i bait bears


if you tell strangers your a drop bear wrestler you get to have sex with them...

default
WA, 1255 posts
7 Jan 2011 9:19PM
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All of the above, except I wouldn't be caught dead sup'ing or deader street sup'ing

Ha but we got wind now! Thank fek there ain't no 20knot rule lmao

Munga
WA, 89 posts
7 Jan 2011 11:37PM
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I like to drop a brick on my john thomas for fun

sir ROWDY
WA, 5366 posts
8 Jan 2011 12:17AM
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Definitely street SUP, for sure.

flano
WA, 113 posts
8 Jan 2011 2:45AM
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Skate, facebook, scoop, seabreeze

bjw
QLD, 3685 posts
8 Jan 2011 8:23AM
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I bring back the biff

eppo
WA, 9686 posts
8 Jan 2011 7:57AM
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Surf, scurf, dive, fish and spend time with wife and two kids, obviously in the order depending if my wife ever reads this.

I hope not, considering some of the weird things people do when not kiting.


Just did an edit, just thought; when virtual reality is a reality in the home, I will be kite-surfing all day.

Obviously some of you will be using it for other purposes! Not me of course...depending if my wife ever reads this.

morph89
SA, 54 posts
8 Jan 2011 10:46AM
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max14 said...

Downhill longboarding... Awesome fun!!! If I am feeling very lazy I'll grab my fiik electric mountain board and go for a cruise...


seconded!!! so good on days when its too hot for a sea breeze!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
8 Jan 2011 11:27AM
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spend time with my ....um....


Capt Loopy
NSW, 276 posts
8 Jan 2011 11:52AM
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stabber said...

spend time with my ....um....





^^mail order bride.

I like to go around to construction and steal witches hats than in the evenings pick fights at the local old (PUSSYS) age home.

graceful
WA, 773 posts
8 Jan 2011 10:27AM
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stabber said...

spend time with my ....um....





D#ck in your hand beating off over Internet pics??

eppo
WA, 9686 posts
8 Jan 2011 10:55AM
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graceful said...

stabber said...

spend time with my ....um....





D#ck in your hand beating off over Internet pics??




Internet pics sent by stabber

Edgeguts
WA, 69 posts
8 Jan 2011 12:02PM
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www.tube8.com

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Jan 2011 3:34PM
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lotofwind said...

*******

[porn site reference removed by GalahOnTheBay]


How did you know it was a porn site Galah

RPM
WA, 1549 posts
8 Jan 2011 1:16PM
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seems like the 'in' thing at the moment is for people to whinge and moan in long winded forum replies.

graceful
WA, 773 posts
8 Jan 2011 1:32PM
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graceful said...

stabber said...

spend time with my ....um....





D#ck in your hand beating off over Internet pics??


Or 13yo asian girls you have to
Pay for

prea
QLD, 184 posts
8 Jan 2011 6:12PM
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I plant the little plants between the pavers

Saffer
VIC, 4501 posts
8 Jan 2011 8:11PM
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Login to my alternative Seabreeze account as rsc and bait the regulars.

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
8 Jan 2011 10:04PM
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StinkyPete said...

Definately bash rsc but


tried this and was edited killjoys

bjw
QLD, 3685 posts
9 Jan 2011 9:00AM
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Rollerblade in a g string

theDoctor
NSW, 5785 posts
9 Jan 2011 10:17AM
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masturbate in public...

its exactly like kiting, except you don't need wind

eppo
WA, 9686 posts
9 Jan 2011 8:19AM
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Dude you are one sick puppy he he he



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