I'm going to put this on my phone so when someone doesn't know what kitesurfing is, i can just show them instead of explaining that there isn't a boat, it's not pole dancing, no - it's not para gliding, no - it's not para chuting, no - it's not a wake kite (no boat remember) etc etc.
Then we can just go straight to the dumb questions as posted on the "stupid questions from non-kiters" thread.
This one and stormsjees3
