Ive seen it in action its very quick - mind blowing speed, see below
Phew thats fast its already been & gone 
Sir,
How dare you mock the kite designers, team riders, and marketers who work so hard to ensure that each year's kite is at least a gazillion times better and more necessary than the last. These hard working souls slave away in tropical paradises, kiting upwards of two hundred days per year in warm azure waters and steady trade winds, not for their own pleasure, but to bring you the latest and greatest thing, even if it does seem a bit like last year's.
Please, show some respect and at least wait till more of the 2011 marketing propaganda hits the headlines so that your satire is as up to date as possible, cos at the end of the day, surely that's what matters.
Sincerely,
Dojo
@ DJDOJO
Lol I can vouch for that - Designer for North, Ralph and their tester Faibo were just at Kitekuda/Kappaladi in Sri Lanka testing the new Evo protos and the Vegas - They spent ten days here testing, in board shorts and Rash vest with 18-22 knot trade winds, having just been in Brazil on a promo - They left on Saturday heading to Egypt I think. Tough life I reckon so we ought to appreciate their efforts! (Sic)
Please pay attention to the fact that it is now the off season and no-one will appreciate your attempts to lighten the cloudy mood. Ya stoopid *&$^% ^%#@ *&*%#!!!
