The term "fool" is loosly associated with this gentleman.
The van was his chosen mode of transport
yeah i realise that.
ninja tutrles had a green one with gizmos, i just found a dude that owns a real life turtle van. lol
Ah, must be different Best bus, our brakes never caught on fire, wish they had though - sounds like fun!
Steve - thanks for my place on the bus, thought you'd like my letter, plus I knew I had it in the bag with my bus licence and the fact I'm a chef. Spoke to Wombat about it and he reccons he's up for it and can do the filming and web updates, he's just got new blue ray camera. Do you need my licence details for bus insurance?
Machine guns and more! Hannibal, Murdoch, B.A & Faceman are all coming along, and you know they don't just stop at machine guns! I'm expecting grenades, rocket launchers.
We are trying to get a hold of Macgyver also, because he's just too much fun.
The more the merrier I recon! Who's coming?
JB
I think the person that can best come up with a MacGyver fix for the following problem, will instantly receive shotgun status on the A-Team Tour.
JB
Matter of logic I guess,
1. Use cardboard roll, tear lengthways to form a flat cardboard rectangle.
2. Fold twice to form 1/4 size rectangle.
3. Tear off small part of one corner so as when unfolded you have a flat rectangle of cardboard with a hole in the centre. keep this torn piece handy.
4. Pass index finger of preferred hand through hole.
5. Execute required bodily function cleaning process.
6. Remove finger through hole, cleaning finger in the process.
7......remember the little torn piece you saved....use it to clean under your fingernail.
Please pass me my coat as I am going out to get new medication and a life 
Do I win a seat on the fantasy bus now ???
P. S. Not plagiarised from McGiver's diaries......an old WW2 diggers' anectote 
Swiss army should so come out with a knife that has a bum scraper on it!
Sbray, you confuse me! so you dfinately got a seat!
Sbray - too much effort. 2 other options...
1) use underwear...flush afterwards thus clogging toilet...let McGiver figure that problem out as your now sorted...
2) squeeze tube at one end, effectivley making a shovel, use to dig off excess...thus keeping fingers clean...(flush and let McGiver figure out again)
