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Taboo subjects on this forum (add your own)

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Created by Bigwavedave > 9 months ago, 18 Oct 2008
Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
18 Oct 2008 10:57AM
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HUMOUR!

Are you getting tired of the reappearance of tired old subjects being rehashed on this forum?? I propose we make a list of subjects that we all agree not to add comments to so the thread disappears into page 2 obscurity. (add more if you like)

Thumbs down them until they glow red. Any member found commenting will be harassed and cajoled into embarrassed silence.

1.Boardies over wetties

2.Eric Eck's beautiful yet unintentional boost.

3.Beginner looking for advice without using the search option

4.Bow vs C vs Hybrid vs foil

5.Outright pimping and unrealistic claims (100% depower, bomb-proof etc)

6. Wakestyle vs freestyle vs ****style vs waves vs straps vs strapless vs twintips vs backless, sideless, frontless bindings!

7.Any post by Aden!!

8.Gear reviews in the general section


Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
18 Oct 2008 12:02PM
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aww I dunno about that .for example imagine if 100 % depower was a taboo subject we wouldn't have got to see the classic resubtitled hitler video

AND whenever eric ekks flight gets up for the thousandth time there are usually a cupla classic " idiots kiting "videos that someone posts with a 'how about this one " headline ,that are good for a laugh

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
18 Oct 2008 12:03PM
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green arrows which turn yellow as they approach the day and then turn red as it hits the day....
How come the arrows are always greener on the other side of the graph(the right hand side)

airush geoff
974 posts
18 Oct 2008 9:10AM
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Take all those topics away and what else is there to talk about ?

Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD, 82 posts
18 Oct 2008 11:14AM
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The demise of Peter Lynn sales in Australia?

harrysurfer
WA, 254 posts
18 Oct 2008 9:39AM
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bit harsh for the noobs, they might ive only got to know about seabreeze and then they post a question and you shoot them down in flames. not nice

junglist
VIC, 701 posts
18 Oct 2008 12:39PM
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sodomy

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
18 Oct 2008 11:55AM
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media.starterupsteve.com/swf/Posting.swf

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
18 Oct 2008 11:57AM
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Thumbs down them until they glow red. Any member found commenting will be harassed and cajoled into embarrassed silence.

1.Boardies over wetties

2.Eric Eck's beautiful yet unintentional boost.

3.Beginner looking for advice without using the search option Sodomy

4.Bow vs C vs Hybrid vs foil

5.Outright pimping and unrealistic claims (100% depower, bomb-proof etc)

6. Wakestyle vs freestyle vs ****style vs waves vs straps vs strapless vs twintips vs backless, sideless, frontless bindings!

7.Any post by Aden!!

8.Gear reviews in the general section

9.???

10.???


any more suggestions? The goal is to formulate a top 10.

elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
18 Oct 2008 11:58AM
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haha that's classic Pat! I love it! =]

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
18 Oct 2008 12:30PM
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the question about kitecrazzzzys sexual orientation?

unclesid
QLD, 40 posts
18 Oct 2008 6:36PM
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#9. "Sausage fest"
#10. anything said about the youthy, the physically gifted, the mentally gifted including the new intelligent depower systems, the body beautiful, the hand models and the swim suit girls!

There had my say, now you can only talk about the elderly, the ugly and plan daft ones amongst us all!

grogamanda
VIC, 53 posts
18 Oct 2008 10:34PM
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# budgie smugglers or naturalist
#my board is bigger than your board....

Two terrible notions

A third consideration.......what do polies do with their pole when they find kitesurfing?

cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
18 Oct 2008 7:51PM
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could i propose a paradox,

1. taboo subjects


kitepilotoz
QLD, 181 posts
19 Oct 2008 12:20AM
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Hey Sid! I've never seen aunty Nancy in that outfit!!!
Thats heart attack material (Homer drooling!!)

jumpindave
WA, 124 posts
18 Oct 2008 10:40PM
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What are all of us rookies gonna squabble about on here if you taboo all these subjects????? You might as well just close the forum all together.

19 Oct 2008 10:03AM
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me

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McMe

unclesid
QLD, 40 posts
19 Oct 2008 11:54AM
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Hey I just had a grand old idea, all the taboo subjects can be directed to Uncle Sid (ME) and I can answer them with assistance from the KBM team and a select few on the UNCLESID Panel.

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
19 Oct 2008 1:09PM
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Thumbs down them until they glow red. Any member found commenting will be harassed and cajoled into embarrassed silence.

1.Boardies over wetties

2.Eric Eck's beautiful yet unintentional boost.

3.Beginner looking for advice without using the search option Sodomy

4.Bow vs C vs Hybrid vs foil

5.Outright pimping and unrealistic claims (100% depower, bomb-proof etc)

6. Wakestyle vs freestyle vs w.ankstyle, waves vs flatwater, straps vs strapless vs backless, sideless, frontless bindings, hooked vs unhooked speedos

7.Any post by Aden!!

8.Gear reviews in the general section

9.Sausage fest (unless it's Uncle Sid's wrinkly little worm)

10.Steve McKitepower


Surfer62
1357 posts
19 Oct 2008 11:35AM
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Censorship in any form is evil [}:)]

hey bigwavedave, Why do queenslanders take everything so seriously ? maybe that would be a good topic !

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
19 Oct 2008 1:53PM
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Who said this was serious?

Do all Victorians make generalised comments with abusive overtones?

Get yourself a sense of humour dude.

love from bigwavedave

Jimmyz
NSW, 446 posts
19 Oct 2008 5:02PM
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The definition of bindings.

Latte vs. South, there is going to be a 'gang' war the way its heading... burning kites everywhere, people tying each other up with kite lines, Kurnell kiters rigging the wind graphs so that the predicted 50 knot southerly change shows up 2 hours earlier while everyone is kiting in 15 knots NE. - where is the love?



Surfer62
1357 posts
20 Oct 2008 7:16AM
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Bigwankdave, now who's got no humour hehehe

bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
20 Oct 2008 11:41AM
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This may seem like a grand idea, however if people start using search option and not bother posting - then this forum will die.....

Everyday monday I greet my work collegues the same, hi, how are you , have a nice weekend... etc. Normally the answer is the same, but so what, its interaction.

if a topic bores you, dont open the thread. Quite simple really.


ianmac
WA, 267 posts
20 Oct 2008 8:54AM
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i think big mark has a good point,
although the rehash situation does get a bit boring,
but actually it is a quite healthy sign, as new people take up kitesurfing they ask the typical "new " questions i think a bit of patience will go a long way,,,,,,,,,,,except on the topic ofboardies on wetties its too much of a fashion statement

GreenPat
QLD, 4093 posts
20 Oct 2008 11:26AM
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bigmark100 said...


Everyday monday I greet my work collegues the same, hi, how are you , have a nice weekend... etc. Normally the answer is the same, but so what, its interaction.


The answer I give to the above has just started to be 'kited lots, hurting all over'. Roll on Summer.

Saffer
VIC, 4501 posts
20 Oct 2008 1:20PM
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11. Are cabrinha backless bindings straps or bindings

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
20 Oct 2008 12:40PM
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They are bindings when you wear speedos and footstraps when you wear your boardies over your wetty.

or is it the other way round.?

laurie
WA, 3858 posts
20 Oct 2008 11:02AM
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Just a reminder to folks reading this (as I'm getting complaints in my inbox), that this is humour, and is no way any official "what you can/can't write about" in the forums.

Only read with one of these please: -->

Surfer62
1357 posts
20 Oct 2008 11:06AM
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Spot on Laurie

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
20 Oct 2008 3:40PM
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my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.

Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....

Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...



PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!



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