HUMOUR!
Are you getting tired of the reappearance of tired old subjects being rehashed on this forum?? I propose we make a list of subjects that we all agree not to add comments to so the thread disappears into page 2 obscurity. (add more if you like)
Thumbs down them until they glow red. Any member found commenting will be harassed and cajoled into embarrassed silence.
1.Boardies over wetties
2.Eric Eck's beautiful yet unintentional boost.
3.Beginner looking for advice without using the search option
4.Bow vs C vs Hybrid vs foil
5.Outright pimping and unrealistic claims (100% depower, bomb-proof etc)
6. Wakestyle vs freestyle vs ****style vs waves vs straps vs strapless vs twintips vs backless, sideless, frontless bindings!
7.Any post by Aden!!![]()
8.Gear reviews in the general section
aww I dunno about that .for example imagine if 100 % depower was a taboo subject we wouldn't have got to see the classic resubtitled hitler video ![]()
AND whenever eric ekks flight gets up for the thousandth time there are usually a cupla classic " idiots kiting "videos that someone posts with a 'how about this one " headline ,that are good for a laugh
green arrows which turn yellow as they approach the day and then turn red as it hits the day....
How come the arrows are always greener on the other side of the graph(the right hand side)
bit harsh for the noobs, they might ive only got to know about seabreeze and then they post a question and you shoot them down in flames. not nice
#9. "Sausage fest"
#10. anything said about the youthy, the physically gifted, the mentally gifted including the new intelligent depower systems, the body beautiful, the hand models and the swim suit girls!
There had my say, now you can only talk about the elderly, the ugly and plan daft ones amongst us all!
# budgie smugglers or naturalist
#my board is bigger than your board....
Two terrible notions
A third consideration.......what do polies do with their pole when they find kitesurfing?
Hey Sid! I've never seen aunty Nancy in that outfit!!!
Thats heart attack material
(Homer drooling!!)
What are all of us rookies gonna squabble about on here if you taboo all these subjects????? You might as well just close the forum all together.
Hey I just had a grand old idea, all the taboo subjects can be directed to Uncle Sid (ME) and I can answer them with assistance from the KBM team and a select few on the UNCLESID Panel.
Censorship in any form is evil [}:)]
hey bigwavedave, Why do queenslanders take everything so seriously ? maybe that would be a good topic ! ![]()
Who said this was serious?
Do all Victorians make generalised comments with abusive overtones?
Get yourself a sense of humour dude.
love from bigwavedave
The definition of bindings.
Latte vs. South, there is going to be a 'gang' war the way its heading... burning kites everywhere, people tying each other up with kite lines, Kurnell kiters rigging the wind graphs so that the predicted 50 knot southerly change shows up 2 hours earlier while everyone is kiting in 15 knots NE.
- where is the love? ![]()
This may seem like a grand idea, however if people start using search option and not bother posting - then this forum will die.....
Everyday monday I greet my work collegues the same, hi, how are you , have a nice weekend... etc. Normally the answer is the same, but so what, its interaction.
if a topic bores you, dont open the thread. Quite simple really.
i think big mark has a good point,
although the rehash situation does get a bit boring,
but actually it is a quite healthy sign
, as new people take up kitesurfing they ask the typical "new " questions i think a bit of patience will go a long way,,,,,,,,,,,except on the topic ofboardies on wetties
its too much of a fashion statement![]()
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They are bindings when you wear speedos and footstraps when you wear your boardies over your wetty.
or is it the other way round.?
Just a reminder to folks reading this (as I'm getting complaints in my inbox), that this is humour, and is no way any official "what you can/can't write about" in the forums.
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my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.
Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....
Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...
PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!