This is the stabber Kite, the future of kite surfing
[ insert marketing hype crap bull S$%t below]
Patented Stabbing LE to cut through the wind, rain, large fish and soft animals.
100 battens on the training edge for super stiffness when stabbing
Reinforced Titanium sharpened leading edge bits
Assisted landings and relaunch is prohibited.
All other kites will become redundant! ( After they are stabbed )
Razor wire kite lines as a 2nd chance if first stab failed.
Limited Life Time Warranty ( Limited Life Time Guaranteed )
hmmm...someone has loose lips in my design department!
"Back stabbing bastards"
I must say tho, If that design can work in Star Wars, why can't it in real life...It's called "Life imitating Art".
Very Soon!!!! I heard from a mate that the Stabber Generation 6 free ride, wave style, wake style, snow style, old school style, beginner style, pro style kites will be handed out to team riders over the next few weeks, and is in in full production now.
Are you worthy to have the most awesome kite ever?
Ps if your a knob head click the red thumb icon....
Hell yeah I have my Stabber kite on order now!!
Soon my pretties!
