No one has discussed the possibility of the lines? What size will they come in? Make them super long, like 40 meters then you could insert mini razor blades the length of the lines and call them the stabtastic slice lines, designed for specifically cutting down unwanted kites in a crowded spot, clearing beaches', of family's sticking it out in the wind and insuring that the life guards will have nothing to say when you rip tear through the flags, (literally, and especially at Stockton))
Kitestock is a good place for me to show my wares in the 2013 season too I think.
It will give me a tax deductable holiday....
how do you become a sponsered "stabrider"
does it take skill and commitment??
or can i pay myself in like everything else i do??
are you going to corner the whole product range??
eg. Stabarrness, Stab-hookknife,Stabstraps,Stableashes ect.....
when can i start,will accept Beer and illicit substances as well as
free kites and accessories as sponsership 
thanks the Burglar 
To become a sponsored "Stabrider" you need to have a few unique(but ever growing) qualities....
1. A dislike for the clickyness of current team riders....
2. A dislike for all that is commerciallistic in kiting
3. A need to " stick it to the man "4. A penchance for buggery
4. Be able to do "hooked in" mooves....like me!... "go stabbs" I hear you say.
5. Be able to provide a "sudden sacking" picture to join the throng of Stabworld ....
Thats about it, I already have a few sponsored riders coming on, But I am happy to take on as many as I can get...
ps..."sudden sacking" is what I do best....get a photo with a celeb....and suddenly grab their nuts....or appear to be.
number 1 ,check "i hate them so much"
number 2 ,check "they hate me so much"
number 3 ,check "i'll stick it to the man or woman,hell any living creature
with two legs and a heart beat. Or four legs, or no heart beat "
number 4 ,kinda overlaps with number 3
number 5 ,check " i'm the biggest celeb i know so how about i suddenly
sack myself 
just like a typical saturday night "
just to add to my CV i can be quite an a$$hole when provoked 
appears i qualify without trying .... when can i pick up my free stuff?
I have really large testicles like Buster Gonad i would definatly fit in your freak show Stab's
Send me a kite and i will review it for ya and post some pictures of me nuts
I think you've missunderstood the "sudden sacking" concept. We(or I) don't want to see pictures of you grabbing yourself....1. It isn't that funny or dangerous, and 2. You've been doing it for years now, so it defeats the purpose.
Sudden sacking requires a unsurspecting participant.
And yes I think most of you qualify(ball grabbers or not) for a sponsorship deal(if only parcially) from Stabber Kites Inc.
And its Saturday night and I've had about 2 too many! ABsoute....ly!
Hey Jess, We need to moove forward on that logo concept...I've got suppliers waiting!
^^^^ but i been talking to all the local dudes and they
are sure this was the criteria you ,not only require, but is
one of the many self abuse practices you use on yourself.
man i don't know what to believe any more .....you've changed man,
it use to be about the kiting now your turning into a corporate whore.
In that case, I'll have to re-think my whole outlook on life and try and change....
They say "change is one tiny step at a time ....untill you reach your goal"...
I may need help.... Can YOU help me...?
I must turn away from the corporate whoredness that I am being bewitched by!
Damn you money and riches and fame!
I can help you.
Consider me a messiah, sent to guide you on your path.
Stabber Kites is your destiny.
Corporate greed is not your destiny.
You must not profit from being Stabber.
You must give away Stabber Kites Inc. T shirts for free to anyone who requires a new T shirt.
Only then will you be reborn.
Stabber shirts...... Thats a bloody good idea..... yes free stabber shirts( an even better bloody good idea).
Stabber
Will your kites be dog friendly ?
Perhaps you could make them all in the colour of a brussel sprout. Dogs don't like sprouts so wouldn't then be inclined to chase them.
You could also make some that look like giant cuttle fish middles. Birds love cuttle fish middles, so wouldn't be scared by them.
You could also make some that are flourescent yellow so anyone who wants to be a self appointed kite ranger could be clearly seen from miles away.
Then again, you could just make some golf clubs instead, because by the time you launch next year kiting will apparently be banned in all western democricies.
Kiting will never be banned in South Sandwich Island tho, and because we all kite so well there, I am convinced we will make a real splash in the toilet industry.
Dog friendly? yes
BTW...SSI is South of The Faulkland Islands, I live on Bristol Is.
Okay Guys, we've had our first demo of the 12 metre Stabrinha....freestyle kite.
I am hoping some of the guys that tested it might post here soon.
If I was to post about it, I'd be too biased, and you wouldn't want that....
I had the pleasure of testing the 12 m stabrinha over the weekend.
My first comment is that the ratio of sheepskin to sail cloth is perfect
By having a leading edge made out of genuine sheepskin ensures that when its flown into a tree it will survive to see another day.
The lack of BBQ meat that came with the 12m stabrinha was a little disappointing however hommus and cheese burgers were a reasonable substitute.
In conclusion I recommend the stabrinha and cant wait to try the full range at South Sandwich Island this weekend!
