I think he's been conspiring against Krudd, since the days of the home insulation clock up.
Since then there have been warehouses of un used insulation just lying around waiting for the next brilliant idea. And not letting on with his entrepreneurial super plan he accumulated the lot super cheap.
With the help of a thousand Chinaman sewing team they are now ready to flood the market with pinkbat and...dare I say it, Foil kites.
The new kite name should be the "Stabber Electric" and the logo could be a fist holding a lightning bolt giving the bird to Krudd himself.
Can I get the bottom of my board with custom graphics ?
I want a photo mosaic of small pictures of Stabber grabbing the genitals of famous celebrities which makes one large picture of the clenched fist/knife/middle finger logo.
stab just go as politically incorrect as possible. it can be what will set you apart in a sea of kites. what about the stinkfinger as a model name?
what about some geographic inspiration !!
"the stabockton"
"the medowindie"
"the fullerto(r)nado"
and also surf branding........
stabcurl
billababber
stabbong
ripstab
hotstabber
quickstabber
O"stabber
Well i wasn't going to have a baaaaah of this, but you got me 
How about the Stabdag? 
Stab surf Boards:
RustyStab
StabWire (you may have to fight Felix Pivec for this copyright)
RipStab
MadStab
Hot Buttered Stab
Stab Papa
McStab (I like this... There are marketing opportunities, a mini-me stabber in happy meals?)
WebStab
^^^^ pink bits,wouldn't that make it the Catstabber?
Stabberlishis
Stabberific
Stabtastic
Stabberlistic
I wonder whether they'll let me ...."LINK" my website to other associated brands ?
www.stabshot.com.au
and the icon to link them could be a red bridle....
It is refreshing to see Stabber Kites Incorporated are putting all their effort into the brand logo and the functionality of a future web site.
Too many companies these days concentrate on the more mundane matters such as quality of their products, producing goods that the public want to purchase, cutting retail costs, being good community citizens etc.
Perhaps you need to look outside of the established kite companies to really make an impact.
I see one major windsurf sail manufacturer is advertising their latest model as :
'The FLYRILLA - The 2012 Fly2 is a whole new breed. Hyper-fused DNA taken from a few species used to create the most lethal, most compact animal possible. Small, deadly and armed with Twin Seams, ArmourWeb reinforcements and all the beautiful colour laminated into a sandwich that you can't eat. It's like a love child of a gorilla and a flying fish. It shouldn't work but it does. The Fly2, experience the beauty of the beast.'
I think Stabber Kites would benefit from some similar direct impact marketing to add to the logo and website. How about :
Conceived in the post-catatonic waste lands and artifically inseminated with BOFP-AD, STABBER KITES have been born into a world that has just lost its innocence. Never before have Grace and Beauty come together with Power and Evil and engaged in a rabid orgy of copulation to give birth to the Deity that has the flight of an angel with the firepower of the devil. Handstiched by the tiniest digits of virgin Chinese child labourers, whether you kite Bondi or the flags at Mullalo you know you need the all new STABBER KITES.
*BOFP-AD - Back of Fag Packet Aided Design, the real-time and infinite accuracy of analogue comupting - the 22nd century's answer to the outdated multi-core digital computing of eons past.
All contents are copyrighted Carantoc Marketing Limited 2012
Wow that is the best "mission statement" . I couldn't have rattled on with any better , even after 3 or 4 Vodkas..... Luv it. Will use it (even tho you say it's copywritten) so sue me.
And you don't get "steak knives" , you get a flickknife..... or even better a Bowie....
what about a free pair off uggies so i can screw them on
to my twin tip for those winter westerlys
Stabber
Just a few queries :
Are these going to be available in authorised local retailers or only through an exclusive internet deal via a Nigerian distribution centre ?
I have never kited before but my mate once saw somebody boosting mega high and reckons he can teach me to do it. Will one of your kites be suitable for super-boosting and would you sell it to a noob like myself (I have surfed and bog snorkled before) ?
Will your kites come complete with a pump, and if so will it be the mega fast flow LotofWind model ?
Can I pre-order ?
Will you be donating your first kite off the production run as first prize in a Seabreeze competition ?
Can you keep this thread current for 12 months until just before next year's Merimbula when Stabber Kites will go live ?
When Stabber kites go live will it be due to one flying into the powerlines along Safety Bay Road ?
Carantoc....all very good questions...all of which I am happy to answer as best I can.
Kites will be available via my website www.stabberkites.com.nig
sent via Chad(not Nigeria) for GST exemptability(you all know I dispise tax).
It may sound cleche, but you'll get as high as a kite... with my brand.
All kites come with a pump.....derrrr, But I'm sure Lottawind will donate his experise in that area....I'll let you know.
Yes you can pre-order.....But with no expected ETA, you'd be taking a risk, But a risk I'm willing for you to take(my bank account details will follow).
The best Question of all.....Yes I will donate the first kite and baord to seabreeze for a comp...
And a thread is what it is....it will live or die by the keyboard. who am I to say if it lives or dies. More comic relief for us all for it to shine bright I say.
And Don is the only guy I know who can ignite the powerlines with a stabber or non-stabber kite.....
thanks..... Stabbs
