If you wear only a wetsuit and look like a surfer aka seal all in black you are very attractive to the sea monsters. Best to wear bright boardies over them. Sharks dont like bright things. Works for me.
That is a really really bad photo, if that doesn't turn you off being tied to a board nothing will. I know a helmet would stop that to the back of your head but imagine that cut on your face.
I hope you're back in the water now!!!
sharks are attracted to;
A) dogs (they sound like seals in the water)
B) hormonal women (if you get my hint).
So ensure you have a pile of dogs and grumpy chicks at the other end of the beach and yourl be sweet.
Add a vending machine which doesn't quite deliver its goods to that end of aswell and we might make the world a less grumpy place.
Now.
A piecost and a hammerfor are having a fight. Who wins?
The piecost varies depending on if it's a Mrs Macs, Four n Twenty or Ponsonby breed.
