I was thinking the other day about trick names, and most of them are so boring.
I suggest that all the tricks be renamed, here are some suggestions, not sure which trick to apply them to though;
*Bungle huck
*Pig belter
*Frontside steak
*Rooster Hog
*Kylie Minogue
*Bro-down throw-down
*Muffin drop
Select to expand quotewishy said..
I was thinking the other day about trick names, and most of them are so boring.
I suggest that all the tricks be renamed, here are some suggestions, not sure which trick to apply them to though;
*Bungle huck
*Pig belter
*Frontside steak
*Rooster Hog
*Kylie Minogue
*Bro-down throw-down
*Muffin drop
What about "twirly whirly dangly thingy" or "endanger the guy down wind"
Bored again...
We have:
Dirty loops - anything where the loop is too fast and too powered
Stepping out - one footer, kicking one leg back
Birkle - back roll kite loop
Debarcle - double back roll kite loop
Hokey pokey - One footer, kicking the leg back then forwards then back again
Can Can - One footer, kicking the leg forwards
splat - lose concentration and just face plant into the chop
Spinal- basically anything landed backwards at speed and upside down. ( usually while learning the Birkle.)
Hand Dragon - hand drag back roll
And The Bitch run. ( A.K.A "doing the bitch) That's where your mates do all the driving and let you go straight home after a down winder. (when you're tight for time)
I'm sure there's more.
I think it would be better to give names to crashes... like
'the splatted sack', or 'the watery bunghole'
The NSW hand plant
tiss a localised trick that they've perfected
load their gear
turn up at beach
slap themselves on the head
as there's f..k all wind
'The cauncey' is a great name for that trick. Not to be confused with 'doing a cauncey'
Its where you pretend to be hard on the internet but are just some old wanker
Select to expand quotemowingthelawn said..
'The cauncey' is a great name for that trick. Not to be confused with 'doing a cauncey'
Its where you pretend to be hard on the internet but are just some old wanker
C'mon, cauncey is hard
for eppo and plummet
I'm a charitable man
ill put up $2000, bell end puts up $2000, I'll fight him, I'll pay his air fare too, my charity is soldier on, if he dislikes me that much he will be chomping at it
Back to the topic, what do we call an upside down Cauncy?
- a deadman Cauncy, a caunceman or deadcaunce?
Or simply "A DEAD****" ?? - (other name for "deadpoo")
The Korn'Cee
Any wipeout were the rider make things worse for themselves by making bar inputs when really if they had just left it alone it would been over quickly.
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
I'm a charitable man
ill put up $2000, bell end puts up $2000, I'll fight him, I'll pay his air fare too, my charity is soldier on, if he dislikes me that much he will be chomping at it
Doing a cauncey
the "kite supremacist"
This is where you hate on all other riding styles and claim that your riding style is the greatest and the only one
The "Eric banner"
This is where you try to get every other riding style banned
Or my favourite
The " epplummet"
This is where you take literally any topic of conversation and work it around to being about how high you can jump!!
Select to expand quotesnalberski said..
I think it would be better to give names to crashes... like
'the splatted sack', or 'the watery bunghole'
Thank God someone else has been brave enough to name two of my commonly performed tricks. I swear that half the Indian ocean has passed by my nether regions.
Now there is food for thought.
My regular is "the crevasse" where i make a half arsed attempt at hitting the lip of a breaking wave, get it all wrong and fall head first down the face with the wave burying me nicely.
Its a regular, but not a favourite!
