Righto
I dated this Anglo uk/ polish chick, took her down the beach most nights, shared sunsets, drinks after a long sessions , imported her and paid my duties, she had great stats, 135/42, she was flexible, dark but sharp, did everything together, road trips to remote spots, was a loyal companion tbh I worshiped the water we rode on
Then out of the blue one evening she disappeared without warning,
This was 8 months ago now and all of a sudden she's come back to me, looking a little ragged tbh
Problem is I've a new model, more refined, colourful and fun, but with the same stats and outline,
what should I do

Fond memories

She loved a jump

Didn't mind a threesome

Here she is8/9 months after she left me, just rocks up 60 mtrs from where we last spent time together , slut
There is a difference between a twin tip relationship and surfboards.
The latter is more likely to live under constant domestic battery, then used and abused before any reparations. She will have her feet broken in a shallow bank. Then finally when she breaks down or dies, we are stoked to get an upgrade.
Girls should be flocking to the breaze
whats wrong with em
Ohhh snap 3 posts to go...
Boys its been a lovely winter but this little goats gotto retire.
Time to hit the gym meditate and hike up and down highways and mountains with 30kgs on my back flying season is pretty much started
And all my grey nomad friends have already migrated south
I gotto make these last few posts count so ill seeyas when i seeya
No doubt you will get a little bored with the new and younger model, we all do. They can be a little high needs and precious sometimes.
Keep the old one around for a fling on the side, ride her hard because she will let you do what you want with her..
You know you want to...
Definitely an insurance job... "lost at sea". Claimed the benefit and then mysteriously it/she turns up again.
She certainly had a bit of a smell to her, fins looked like shed been chewed on a bit too, ive put her on a detox and left her at home whilst ive taken my new supermodel out for a run, im certainly feeling some tension building in the garage![]()