I wish to make a complaint ....
Every other recreational group had a party and each got 567 MPs in Parliament on Saturday; motorists, shooters, sports fanatics, fishers, tree huggers, hookers, fat Queenslanders in big hats, Christians (that's a hobby, right?) and some bloke who hits hot iron with a hammer. Why no kiters' party so we can get on the gravy train and squeal "We're not giving Abbott what he wants until he gives us $$$$$ for something".
Why no Kite United National Democrats? 
