Does anybody else have a nick name for there kite/kites ?
5-6m Micro Rocket
7-8m Pocket Rocket
9m Rocket
10-11m I have never owned so no name yet
12m The 12
17m Space Station
My red kite is Rosie
my emerald green one is Esmeralda
but when they fling me upside down on my head they are generically known as "the Bitch"
I think it's like with an old faithful car, they've got their own characters. After you've had em for a while and been through some stuff together, that's when you give em a name.
Select to expand quotetheDoctor said..
I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock 
Is that why you rode it so much!!
An old 15m I had around 2003 we called "The Bus". It was like driving a bus, a little slow to corner and had to take the corners wide. It also felt like the long bar I was swinging around was like the big steering wheel of a bus. It was also around the weight of a bus and it was a little hard to stop!!
Select to expand quotePlummet said...theDoctor said..
I call my 6m theDoctor. Because its short and angry plus its a little ugly too.........
You spelt penis wrong
Select to expand quoteGazuki said...cauncy said..
Had an RPM
Called it the cock
Is that why you rode it so much!!
Good one gaz
Do you know it's not correct for gay insults
The 7m is the whipper snipper
The 10m is the makita push mower
And the 17m is the ride on mower
All experts at mowing the lawn!
My Speed3 21 I refer to as "zombie American Jesus"...big, fat, white, lumbers around like the undead, but Jesus saves! sessions...
Select to expand quotebjw said...
You guys are not serious?
Yep deadly serious.. That's the model names
i call mine ****ya!
ala
"come ohnnn ****YA!!" doing the slow downwind ride when its to light to actually ride upwind
Select to expand quoteRAL INN said..
I assume dendrophillia means tree hugger.
Dendrophilia (also known as arborphilia) literally translates as a love of trees
Select to expand quoteRagzilla said..
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
Soon we'll see marriage rights for people wanting to marry their tree. It's all about equality and acceptance....
"Big Bertha" my 2002 16.5m Cabrinha Contra once had a short but intimate affair with a partner of the leafy variety.
I just asked my one and only 12 to marry me and of course she said ..... (just hope my 9 n 14 don't get jealous)
Select to expand quoteRagzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?
Select to expand quoteupsidedowner said...Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?
That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.
Select to expand quotenoodelsrominov said...upsidedowner said...Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?
That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.
Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"
Select to expand quoteYoungbreezy said...noodelsrominov said...upsidedowner said...Ragzilla said...
Dendrophile is somebody who likes sex with trees!
So what is someone who is inlove with their kite and then makes hot passionate love to their kite?
That person is lowering the resale value of there kite. I'll watch out for kite sales from upsidedowner from now on.
Yes especially if advertising as " a couple small holes and some staining on the canopy"
Nothing better than a bit of kite love
