^^^ Bwhahaha, awesome.
I thought for sure he was gonna run into another house or something in the first vid, can't believed I watched the whole vid just in hope.
1st vid Lyrics:
Here comes da solid object
word im up
gonna mash me ed
word im up
not da first time
word im up
makes no diff cause me melon don't work 
Just can't help himself with doing 'look at moi' stuff on solid objects can he?
Boy that epic gear (and the e symbol) looked pretty familiar.. now where have I seen that before? 
Yeh - ok there was some nice stuff in there (boost onto stationary board in water was noice). Anyone notice the downed Cab looking lost without a tree in sight?
2nd vid - Ha ha ha ha instead of holding onto the chicken loop with one hand he goes the bum drag instead! Crusty crack for days - right there.
Umm... WTF is the harness? Safety leash? Brain? Such an admirable instructor.
Note the reluctance of the nubile to hold onto his bar.
Gotta love that flat water blasting 
dont they have alligators in stuff like that 
Cool Jump the Poley move at 7.28 with the Poley doin a barrel role 
Great to see him rockn along again with his own company this time and doin so well so soon
The spots in that first video looked epic, reminds me of a few in WA...
As for the second video, let that be a lesson to everyone who flies a kite without a safety - your modesty is at serious risk! 
Bwhahaha!
Check out what the chick is doing with her fingers in the second video..
I'm pretty sure she is indicating that he has a small hammer!
