ahhh the usual knockers and floggers crawl out from under there rocks to make uninformed ill considered comments and opinions on things they know little to zero about 
All good light hearted fun and i'm sure the bws crew are having a chuckle too but be warned, i have flown the 8 & 10 m, well worth a demo and then comment.
Here's my 2 cents worth, 
please eat your carrots dont shelf them as it is confuseing you. hope this has been some help 
and yes a facepalm smile would be good so i could insert one here 
I just registered to get a NOISE for $999
cant wait - I spoke to a couple of guys who were at Bens wave camp in Bali and they got to ride the kites - good reports
here is the spec sheet
www.benwilsonsurf.com/
that spec sheet leaves a lot to the imagination. i think they should provide more detailed product info before they ask you to fork out $1k.
what does this 'undertow' bar look like?
the old try before you buy i agree team bws marketing ploy is a bit limp wristed but the verdict will be on the kites performance not if you have matching shoes and handbag 
hope his kite design is more user friendly than that fkn movie viewer thing. have tried 3 different computers with 5 different browsers and it just jams up.
so i have seen him and his mates doing their poksy road trip about 15 times now and the fkn thing jams as soon as they actually start kiting. grrrr. 
back to youtube.
