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Massive Dilemma

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Created by dutchy1985 > 9 months ago, 7 Nov 2009
dutchy1985
213 posts
7 Nov 2009 8:26AM
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Hi fellow Bogans and Trendsetters,
I am writing to tell you that I have the choice of either going kitesurfing or teaching a STEAMING hot girl how to surf. Both of these require driving on sydney's $45.00 "Evil Distributor" toll road so the financial cost will be the same.

What's your call?

toddws
WA, 469 posts
7 Nov 2009 9:02AM
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convert the bird, tell her you have something special to teach her!!! (hehe)

TOAD
NSW, 305 posts
7 Nov 2009 12:04PM
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Teach girl how to surf, then show her the best alternative when surf blows out ... Also impressing her with your waterman skills .. Shout a couple of beers /wine ,talk about the days adventure .. And your set ...

kyteryder
NSW, 692 posts
7 Nov 2009 12:21PM
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No Wind today. - Easy Call. - The Financial Toll doesn't seem even if a woman is involved.


KR

Hope you get a barrel Surfing

shitdetector
NSW, 100 posts
7 Nov 2009 12:21PM
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You are not going to teach anyone to surf in the drivel on the east coast today.

Maybe you could teach her to grovel.

Maybe you could let her observe while you show her your kite skills and then you should be in like flynn!

theDoctor
NSW, 5785 posts
7 Nov 2009 2:15PM
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$45.00 toll roads...? and people pay that...? another example of why not to live in sydney

rloemker
NSW, 149 posts
7 Nov 2009 3:17PM
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dutchy1985 said...

Hi fellow Bogans and Trendsetters,
I am writing to tell you that I have the choice of either going kitesurfing or teaching a STEAMING hot girl how to surf. Both of these require driving on sydney's $45.00 "Evil Distributor" toll road so the financial cost will be the same.

What's your call?




I would like to see a photo before any further comment...

juggler
VIC, 243 posts
7 Nov 2009 4:44PM
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assmaster
WA, 224 posts
8 Nov 2009 5:06PM
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Just don't tell her your a kiter, make sure you take the gear out of the car before hand and you should be set.

ezza
NSW, 561 posts
8 Nov 2009 8:40PM
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well... if you start showing her how to surf and she decides to ditch you surfers are a dime a dozen, but kiters are rarer and SPECIAL. Make her come and watch you. Teach her how to carry your gear. [}:)]

Mattress
NSW, 120 posts
8 Nov 2009 9:10PM
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You might as well go kiting! The fact that you are even asking "us" for advise proves that you are a gay ass munching ****

arkgee
NSW, 639 posts
8 Nov 2009 9:24PM
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financial cost wont be the same....chasing the "steaming hot girl"could end up costing a small fortune.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
8 Nov 2009 9:08PM
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first it's imaginary choppers, now it's imaginary girls...
PICS OR GTFO

Morg
QLD, 129 posts
8 Nov 2009 9:19PM
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If you need to ask this question just go for a kite cos I'm guessing you've got buckleys of scoring with this bird if you need to consult a forum to work it out.

Lambroast
WA, 177 posts
8 Nov 2009 10:02PM
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Massive Dilemma ???????

Massive D*&khead more like it.....

milko
NSW, 604 posts
9 Nov 2009 11:11AM
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Go kitesurfing! Your such a tool chances are pretty slim you will get laid anyway.



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