my dick has gone limp!
i tried a little blue pill, but nothing seems to happen.
my girlfriend is getting sick of it, but I'm starting to think she might not be good enough looking!
on a serious note……..my chicken dick isn't stiff anymore.
seems really soft and bends way too easy.
sometimes while on the fly, my chicken loop just rips out off my harness because of its impotence.
has this ever happened to anybody ?
how can i fix it?
advice / solutions?
rest assured, i have rubbed it and given it many a pep-talk with sweet nothings and dirty talk, but i just can't seem to get it stiff !!
I don't understand how this happens. I don't use dicks at all, just a chicken loop and the only time it comes off the hook is when I want it to, or if my lines go slack!
Wrap electrical tape around it.
Stiffens it up a treat
Have done it to all my dicks.
Apparently a bit of garden hose over the chicken dick works well, I have seen a few people (all flying Naish) using this.
Soak it in thin CA (super glue) it will make the material stiffer.
P.S get a new girl friend LOL
Select to expand quotekemp90 said..
I don't understand how this happens. I don't use dicks at all, just a chicken loop and the only time it comes off the hook is when I want it to, or if my lines go slack!
I took my dick off and life is so much simpler without it getting in the way
Tape or hose on your dick. Also a lot 'rides' on your harness hook. Some brands of harness are more prone to the hook straightening. If it has a real fish hook 'U bend shape on its side', you won't have problems. The hooks can bend open to more of an open J shape. Warm it up in hot water and give it a hit with a hammer to close, if this has happened. Maybe compare your hook bend, and give a few other local kiters dicks a squeeze, to see how bad your problem is! 
Select to expand quoteRails said..kemp90 said..
I don't understand how this happens. I don't use dicks at all, just a chicken loop and the only time it comes off the hook is when I want it to, or if my lines go slack!
I took my dick off and life is so much simpler without it getting in the way
for sure man. I hate when you line up, hit the flat water, ready to unhook, nek minnit the bloody dick is still in and you miss your window!
Select to expand quotesurfingboye said..
Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.
who uses donkey dick's? :P
Select to expand quoteMannyBlanch said..surfingboye said..
Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.
who uses donkey dick's? :P
kooks in boots...?
Heat shrink, works a treat.
Not to hard and not to soft, so she said.
And you can get all kind of colours.
Select to expand quotesurfingboye said..MannyBlanch said..surfingboye said..
Sounds like you need to get rid of your chicken dick and get a donkey's dick.
who uses donkey dick's? :P
kooks in boots...?
thats you hahahahaha, nah only the other day!!
+1 on the heat shrink. Yes I'm a Naish rider, had the problem with my dick slipping out unintentionally from early on but now I'm cured
