Hi there
Kiting in Shanghai - possible? Have no clue. Going there for three month next August. Looking forward to get some information in English as I can't read Chinese 
ni bu shou zhong wen ma?
bu hao la.
ni nung yi dien dien ker-i ni zhurr.
Do not drink the water!
You obviously have never been to China? Forget your gear mate and leave the space for cheap shopping.
You'd be mad as a cut snake if you even tried.
