The two most used Aussie sayings
"She'll be right" and then when it stuffs up "Sh#t,didnt think that would happen".
I hear these two so many times on job sites.
I love the "she'll be right" such a classic Aussie saying.
"I wouldnt be dead for quids"
Classic! years ago my boss mechanic at work experience used to allways say that to me when I fumberling around with screws.
mmMm nice.
My graphics teacher always used to say as he left the room...
'I'll be back in a shake of a lamb's tail'
Loved him 
My x-girlfriend told me she went in to a tatoo parlore with an old boy friend to get his knob pierced.
She reconed as the big hairy biker dude covered in tats came at her x-boyfriends knob with a neddle, it re-coiled"like a scared turtle"
Also heard it lately in the cold winter water,dude said it was so cold out there his old feller looked like" a scared turtle"
Gotta hate that cold water shrinkage
it's the vibe, it's mabo, it's the constitution.
how's the serenity.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
you only ever know when you getting close to going too far once you have gone too far
We use to shout at each other"PULL IN ITS ONLY SKIN" when surfing some of the shallow reef breaks in Indo on low tide.Usually when you knew they had no chance of making it[}:)][}:)][}:)]
my likes this conversation you are havings. before my wife she die, she say you cheat on me i break your penis. I not like this, her virgin is like sleeve of wizard. so is hard. but now i can enjoy all of hobbies in kazakhstan, disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis.
"If you dont use it,you'll lose it."
mine fell off a while ago
Notice I spelt lose right,not looseThanx for that Ben De Jonge
My computer has more viruses than a KIngs Cross Hooker(add your red light district here).
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Freeze the balls off a brass monkey (this saying has nothing to do with animals or testicals either - wanna know more?)quote]
Ben are you talking about cannon balls freezing then cracking and falling of the brass monkey?
as busy as a one arm bricklayer in baghdad
as much chance as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest
"If it bleeds,kill it"
Sorry to all the female readers,I am a tradie so I hear these sayings all day.
