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GOT A REALY BIG ONE, BUT DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE IT!

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Created by stabber > 9 months ago, 19 May 2008
stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
19 May 2008 9:29PM
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Thought the header might make ya look!
Ya bunch of sick bastards...obsessed with size when the real issue is how you use it!

My 19 has not gotten much use lately...so i may be in need of some help from you girls out there.

Now ..... now...don't get me wrong, ...I'm just asking for some wind...any wind so i can get it up again.....there you go again getting all heated up and going off....half cocked....because of simple in-SIN-uations.

You people must be really bored!

OH sp!t so am I!

lex123
NSW, 511 posts
19 May 2008 9:55PM
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better hook that 19 onto a leash before some chick flags it.

MagicMike
WA, 210 posts
19 May 2008 8:41PM
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lol, struth you are bored

angie pangi
QLD, 1782 posts
20 May 2008 8:32AM
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LOL well it's only common knowledge to us females that when a guy says anything about size and how to use it correctly, its only because they actually really are lacking in the skills to use it correctly.

The smaller the gear the less it gets used, the larger the gear the less it gets used but if it's just the right size then it's just right for all conditions.
So why worry about your 19!! and you should be realistic and learn how to use your 12 or 10 correctly first .

Also you must remember to inflate it hard, no one likes to see a floppy 12 or 10

XX angie

slimjim
NSW, 54 posts
20 May 2008 8:41AM
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That told us boys!

Jimmyz
NSW, 446 posts
20 May 2008 4:49PM
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I think this would be an appropriate thread to bring up being sprayed in the face... by my board.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
20 May 2008 6:53PM
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wont mention my leakie bladder that wont let me stay hard for very long...
or the problems im having with my chicken d!ck'...
or how excited i get when I get wind...

mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
20 May 2008 11:05PM
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I got my donkey dick snapped off in a freak kitelooping accident earlier this year. But i got a transplant... and its just as functional as the old one.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
21 May 2008 6:29PM
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Im enveious(spelling ?)of your donkey d!ck,I got a chicken d!ck
But apparently its got more to do with how you use it.

snoidberg
QLD, 510 posts
21 May 2008 8:00PM
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i hope u are all washing it in fresh water and letting them dry after getting it wet, u dont want it to grow mold and rot away do u?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
21 May 2008 8:36PM
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mine is getting a bit rusty... (not from getting it wet)

Oceaneer
QLD, 182 posts
22 May 2008 10:13AM
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well lotofwind maybe if your lines werent all tangle and things were kept tidy, the soon you would get your gear out

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
23 May 2008 6:48PM
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thats the way fellas...plenty of word playing innuendo!
we are all intelligent adults here.

Biagro
WA, 178 posts
24 May 2008 12:39AM
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ok stabber ill make sure i eat some beans for ya, that will give u some wind for your 19m

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
24 May 2008 8:57PM
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Stabber gets the name for a reason.

SMAC
VIC, 13 posts
24 May 2008 9:29PM
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Look out ladies, he's either a stud, or a psyco who carries a knife!
I'd say just a tool.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
27 May 2008 9:25PM
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I'm not the sharpest tool in your shed...but ....I am in your shed!

A sensis taker once tried to take my details, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti fffffffttttttt ffffftttt


BigFatMick
273 posts
27 May 2008 10:08PM
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Sounds like that stabber is a tad blunt.... it's "fava beans" and "chianti"... you twit!

sir ROWDY
WA, 5370 posts
28 May 2008 7:44PM
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you know eating liver can kill you, in some species and cases.

hookworm
VIC, 600 posts
28 May 2008 9:59PM
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holy crap rowdy you have 540 posts killin it

sir ROWDY
WA, 5370 posts
28 May 2008 8:31PM
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Yeah 500 somethin posts of quality there hook, not just quantity. I am a valuable source of semi useless knowledge.



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