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Dude and Man

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Created by waveslave > 9 months ago, 23 Apr 2015
waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
23 Apr 2015 7:59PM
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"Dude, I'm so confused about assisted launches."

"Why Man, what don't you get about launching ?"

"For instance Dude ... the guy dicking around with his bar forever,, is he called the launcher or the launchee ??"

"Wow Man, the guy holding the kite is called the launcher."

"So Dude, is the guy dicking around with his bar forever called the launchee ?"

"No Man, the guy dicking around with his bar forever is called the pilot."

"Dude, don't ever say that stupid word."

"What stupid word, Man?"

"Dude, don't ever say pilot."

"Why Man?"

"Cause Dude, pilot is the most retarded word in the kite language."

"How so Man?"

"Cause Dude, we own kites, not aeroplanes. We go kiting, not piloting."

"Right Man."

"So Dude ...getting back to what I was originally asking "

....."Wow Man, what was the question again ?"

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
23 Apr 2015 10:43PM
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"rock the pilot!"

JohnyMc
QLD, 60 posts
23 Apr 2015 11:15PM
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Someone's bored.

salty sausage
14 posts
23 Apr 2015 9:26PM
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Waveslave do u have any actual mates? My mates would burn me if posted **** like this. It's not even remotely funny. Get outta from behind the keyboard bro. Sounds like u need it

sir ROWDY
WA, 5366 posts
24 Apr 2015 12:35AM
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I'm feelin it.

WillyO
QLD, 263 posts
24 Apr 2015 9:57AM
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Honestly though what do you people do when stuffing around hooking in for 1-2 minutes after you've asked someone to launch you? isn't it as simple as grabbing the chicken loop and hooking in? your lines should already be run out and bar sitting correctly positioned in the sand. it's not rocket science.

SugarQube
WA, 490 posts
24 Apr 2015 9:22AM
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WillyO said..
Honestly though what do you people do when stuffing around hooking in for 1-2 minutes after you've asked someone to launch you? isn't it as simple as grabbing the chicken loop and hooking in? your lines should already be run out and bar sitting correctly positioned in the sand. it's not rocket science.


A mate of mine used to throw up the kite real quick as soon as he got to grab it, without looking what you were doing. Great learning expierience he just laughed when I asked him about it

LostDog
WA, 445 posts
24 Apr 2015 2:11PM
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SugarQube said..

WillyO said..
Honestly though what do you people do when stuffing around hooking in for 1-2 minutes after you've asked someone to launch you? isn't it as simple as grabbing the chicken loop and hooking in? your lines should already be run out and bar sitting correctly positioned in the sand. it's not rocket science.



A mate of mine used to throw up the kite real quick as soon as he got to grab it, without looking what you were doing. Great learning expierience he just laughed when I asked him about it


Hey SQ, can you give a description of this mate of yours? You know.. so we unsuspecting good-folk on Perth's beaches can try avoid asking him for a launch?

ezza
NSW, 561 posts
26 Apr 2015 8:07PM
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Wow, Dude and Man is still a thing? I haven't been on the forums for many months... how many episodes have I missed?

AndyEliotH
QLD, 356 posts
27 Apr 2015 9:51AM
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i haven't been here for nearly a year and there still as **** as when i left



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