Dude and Man

"Dude, I finally know what poleys really hate most about kiting. They told me."

"That's easy Man. It's the stupid boardies over the wetsuit thing, right?"

"Dude, you're not even close."

"Wow Man, then it must be kitelines? They really get freaked about strings."

"No Dude, it's not about the spaghetti."

"So Man, how about the backside riding down-the-line thing? They don't get that stuff. Actually, I don't even get it."

"Dude, do you know what grinds their gears? The sound of kites getting pumped up.They hate the pfft, pfft, pfft noise."

"Seriously Man, they hate the pfft, pfft, pfft noise ???"

"Right Dude, and I also know the noise that poleys really love. They told me."

"Wow Man, I'm all ears."

"Dude, they really like the sound of dump valves getting pulled. They love the PPFFEWwwwwwwwww noise."

"But Man, I love the PPFFEWwwwwwwwww noise. It's sick."

Sensational grammar there slave! but knowing my lack of education there is most likely lots of grammatical errors, dude!

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suniboy21 said..

Sensational grammar there slave!

That comment was like a red rag to a bull. As an ex English teacher I had to go back, red pen in hand, for a correction check.
U da Man - Slavey 10/10; & and elephant stamp; for grammar.
Very unusual these days.
Thought I may have had you with the '?' after... "Wow Man, then it must be kitelines?" But despite it not being worded as a ? it is actually an inferred question which does, indeed, warrant a ?

AND - I'll give you 9.5/10 for creativity as well. Love my episodes of Dude & Man
(esp with a capital 'D' & 'M' - which is also a term you could apply to Dude & Mans themes & morals)

Yep, don't get it.

Obvious error in the last two lines.


"Dude, they really like the sound of dump valves getting pulled. They love the PPFFEWwwwwwwwww noise."

"But Man, I love the pumping up. You bend over again and again and get all sweatyy........ mmmm"