"Dude, do you know what destroys kites the most?"
"Wow Man, ....waves maybe?"
"Nah Dude, I talking about what really destroys kites."
"Wow Man, lending them to a mate I guess?"
"Dude, there are two things that really destroy kites."
"Yeah Man, ....trauma and more trauma."
"Dude, wind and sun destroy kites the most."
"Right Man, the less wind and sun the better for all of us."
"Dude, a pumped kite left on the beach for two hours wears out faster than me using it."
"Wow Man, why do you even care? You're fully spono-ed."
"Yeah right Dude, what was I thinking?"
i don't understand what this is.
why are you posting it.
i am pretty sure any sponsored kitesurfer understands uv damage as they have probably had to record how many hours theyve used it in a log book for that reason right?
so is this just a comedy skit you made up with 2 fictitious characters who are called whoa dude and man? do you need an artist?
I didn't mate...I don't red or green thumb ever. Rather say what I think and stand by what I say rather than doing that.
Wasn't me....I thought what you wrote was kinda funny.
Dude and Man is so old school 70's,
maybe you need to tell the voices in your head to get with the times and invent some new imaginary
friends like.......Twerking Biatch and Hommie Dawg.![]()
One can only contemplate that Slave split his kite in half and is trying to get his head around the facts of kite degradation in the sun