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Biggest looser at kite beach

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Created by Smithy > 9 months ago, 19 Nov 2011
Smithy
VIC, 859 posts
19 Nov 2011 10:38AM
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Sorry if this has already been posted but it is a classic...



junglist
VIC, 701 posts
19 Nov 2011 12:23PM
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FUBAR

Wanga F One
QLD, 231 posts
19 Nov 2011 1:06PM
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That vid really stresses me out.

Surfy31
WA, 198 posts
19 Nov 2011 12:54PM
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hahaha this made my day when I frist saw it. Ill be in cabarete in march and will be sure to run into a few of these blokes

tightlines
WA, 3501 posts
19 Nov 2011 1:18PM
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Surfy31 said...

hahaha this made my day when I frist saw it. Ill be in cabarete in march and will be sure to run into a few of these blokes


You probably wont have to wait until then there is always a few that visit us every summer.

the walks
WA, 448 posts
19 Nov 2011 1:29PM
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^^^^^^ was'nt there one at mullaz yesterday kent ( white ozone )
sure to be more today

rickwindt
WA, 245 posts
19 Nov 2011 2:41PM
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he's obviously one of our french friends

junglist
VIC, 701 posts
19 Nov 2011 5:52PM
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All the gear and no idea.

I love the woman at the end:.....NO.........STOP.......PLEASE.......STOP!!!

Quality.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
19 Nov 2011 5:53PM
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I think he's lucky....he's got two dicks.

Well you don't get that stupid pulling just one!

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Nov 2011 8:55PM
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etc [}:)]

driftin
WA, 60 posts
19 Nov 2011 9:05PM
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loooser

RPM
WA, 1549 posts
19 Nov 2011 9:49PM
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Surfy31 said...

hahaha this made my day when I frist saw it. Ill be in cabarete in march and will be sure to run into a few of these blokes


Leighton today at 3pm

What was the girl on the orange kite thinking?

wal269
WA, 718 posts
21 Nov 2011 2:11PM
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I am Jean Claude and this is very unfair. I am an expert kiter. The conditions, they were not so good. The staff at the resort did not listen to me, you are being very unfair. Nobody could have kited that day, the conditions were too extreme.

The launcher didn't do what I said. The kite didn't do what I said. The little girl didn't do what i said. The wind didn't do what I said. The learner kiter didn't do what I said.

You are all a#seholes. You cannot make fun of me, if you are not as good a kiter as I am. You are all jealous, you see.

The woman, who have me the water, she did what i said and I didn't scream at her. You see, when you do what I say, everything is perfect.

ryebloke
VIC, 54 posts
21 Nov 2011 10:53PM
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Thinks its time I got a hook knife, in case people like him need 'assistance'

surfingboye
NSW, 2707 posts
21 Nov 2011 11:57PM
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Well at least we know his safety works. Love the way he pulls it too. And then tells the other guy in the water to piss off and points "kooks out the back!".

Also proves that there must be too many sexy women from where ever his from.

Ohh, also I am not surprised to see him flying a Naish, but was surprised by him not wearing a seat or boardshot harness!!!!

hahahahaaaaaaa.

tunsis
VIC, 30 posts
22 Nov 2011 3:55AM
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Expert kiter you say? 2 seconds of watching him riding says all I need to know about his ability...

Still everybody has to learn and allowances are made for beginners with a bit of humility. That sort of attitude though... well this guys lines wouldnt last very long at my local spot... *snip*

SUPSurferQLD
QLD, 333 posts
22 Nov 2011 9:33AM
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As soon as I saw the board leash, I knew he was kooking.

Dawso
NSW, 72 posts
22 Nov 2011 2:42PM
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Hahaha i saw it months ago on utube, still laughed my ass off a second time.

Matt C
QLD, 93 posts
23 Nov 2011 7:55AM
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Hahahahahahaha

the gibbo
WA, 776 posts
23 Nov 2011 9:57AM
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Ha wot a massive dick

Not being aggresive here but would love to see someone pull that s??t at woodies or Lieghton, the guy would def need the helmet, the locals would bash him for sure.

jack5566
131 posts
23 Nov 2011 4:02PM
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Good add for no board leash, see the speed the boad has as I just misses him when he gets dragged on the beach

specimen
WA, 221 posts
23 Nov 2011 10:18PM
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hadn't seen and loved it. What a FK wit and I don't know how the camera guy stayed so still if it was me filming it would've been shaking because of the laughter.

KiteSUP
QLD, 51 posts
24 Nov 2011 10:40PM
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nobody can be that useless it must be a setup surely but then again i'm sure I have seen him and his cousins at cotton tree

pok17r
10 posts
25 Nov 2011 7:21PM
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Is this true or a setup? there just seems to much different footage. Althow over the years I have seen plenty of them. They have to much fear of the kite and so blame every one and every thing for it.........

Harrison1
QLD, 52 posts
28 Nov 2011 4:19PM
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Im still stuck on the board leash could not belive the way he was handling the kite with a board leash on espeicially if he is an "EXPERT" kitesurfer



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