Im so excited i think a little bit of wee came out 
Best time to be unemployed in FNQ - Soz to rub it in!
That's obviously not SE QLD!
Keep it to yourself you heartless bastard!
Otherwise read as "lucky mongrel go your hardest!"
man I think I have to move to Cairns... I really like Cairns as a city, I do diving, love tropical weather and it seems to get some awesome wind! what am I doing in Perth?
Its all fun and games till you tear your kite in halve and need to pay to fix it!
Have fun ashkiter!
I can imagine your next job interview...
Employer - "what hours are you available for work"
Ashkiter - "I can work from 7am to 15knots"
