I am Emily Jones, aged 34. I work for an advertising firm. I have worked very hard to get where I am today. Possibly, striving and struggling for years has made me very complacent and my health has suffered. I seem to have become a chronic sufferer of minor ailments like headaches, frequent colds, digestive problems and other stomach infections. Over the years, my health has declined and my passion for work has declined. Visits to doctors have not helped much. I guess I need to take a break and seek some inner healing. Can someone help?
so, emily, and/or jonathan, why post on a kitesurfing forum? are we that renowned for our own glowing health and our abilities to support the health of others?
i happen to help people with holistic health issues but they need to be straight with me first.
Hi emily,
Why is your logon name jonathan?
It's hard to help without a picture of your tits.
Please post.
Do you have a rich father in Africa too, but need someone to help you out by using thier account, but will pay them really well for the help? 
D
Hi Emily,
I am Australian, and looking for a Russian Bride. -I will PM my account details so we can arrange a visa if you like. Let me know and will pay for all expenses.
Hear from you soon
xxxx
Emily,
Drink nescafe blend 45 and relax with latest womans weekly that'll do ya some good
Hiyaaaa Emily 
its meeee 
Having analyzed your 'acute' psychiatric problems over the years, I am somewhat disturbed to find you are posting your 'cry for help' in the good folks kiteing forum!
It worries me that after all our highly productive sessions - you are unable to at least recognize the tell tale signs of your Skitzophrenic condition especially when I told you that your username should remind you...
Its Ok to want to be like the real kiteboarders who also have a split personality, but they have learned to control themselves according to wind strength. Subtle & controlable below 14 knots - above that they all find polite ways to excuse themselves so to be out of harms way 
So Emily Joe ... in understanding you fully and being able to read between windgraph lines - im very disapointed that you have gone so far as to steal your boyfriends password & let him take the flak.
Please do remember to take your medication in the mornings 
... with a nice hot cup of cement
One personality at a time, you cant be Emily - Jonathon & your boyfriend all at once
I guess you have pushed yourself too far to achieve the milestones in your career. In the process, you have neglected your physical self and denied yourself the care and good health. It is never too late. Take heart. You can always bounce back with great health all over again. [ admin edit: htfu.com.au ] is a site I came across. It is all about changing your mind through a method of neuro linguistic programming. It aims at changing your old out dated beliefs for better living. I am sure you will find it helpful.
This all seemed like a set up/ trolling thread that was totally useless and unrelated to kiting in any way....
Until....
I clicked the link and found that If I sign up today I can receive a "beautiful FREE Intrinsic Soul Journal with every Breakthrough Session."
Just what I've been looking for. Just gotta hope my extrinsic soul doesn't get jealous of my intrinsic soul's new journal... Hmmm.
edit: oops, you gotta be a woman. sexist quasi-pysch crap. 
jump on kitesports.com and watch some clips of alex always a good pick me up!
P.s thats not a dig at mr sanz it actually helps.
If only they knew how hardened the crew in here are to pimps .. that was like throwing a lamb to the wolves.
