Have we stumbled upon Sanz disorder, or is there something worse?
Sanz disorder – apparently a mental delusion brought on by excessive use of internet forums by those individuals who suffer a distorted relationship with ones self perception. This is a delusional form of narcissism characterized by excessive posting of meaningless, inane, boring, asinine, derisory, ill-conceived, imprudent, and rattlebrained nonsense. Typically precipitated by an extreme form of self loathing buried deep in the psyche of individuals who spend far too little time actually personally interacting with other living beings (other than their pet hamster) in a direct and open manner.
I’ve seen the waves of disquiet sweep across these pages like a virulent disease from a pus ridden corpse.
I see a simple derivation. There’s no wind in the west – perhaps elsewhere - so like starvation seamen cast adrift under the relentless sun we dare not sleep and desperately eye each other like the dwindling contestants on some far too real reality show, secreting our terror with our cooling urine and wondering - who we should cannibalize tonight?
I offer up Surfingboye, Kiting casey, perhaps the Groper – though no doubt many would choke on his corpulent hide. While some seek reward in red thumbs, Sanz offers only entertainment and asks little in return. His offence is apparently fundamental – his existence offends those who wish to be offended.
Should we eat the rich, the young or merely each other? Then burn the house we dwell in and curse the gods.
It’s Easter - and in the spirit of good will among men - I implore you all, let insanity prevail and proclaim war on boredom.
