I know this should have been posted in Shooting The Breeze, and please delete or move it, but Since my 'fans' live here... (Oh and since stand up surfing river waves is so kiting related!! 
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First radiation and tsunami in Japan, now these typhoon floods?!
Massive migration of refugees and accommodation crisis in Europe.
Shootings all over the place in USA
Drugs all over the place in South America
Fammine in Africa
etc
etc
WE ARE SO BLESSED TO BE IN AUSTRALIA
Love it!
All this stuff happens in Australia as well...
However I must agree, Australia is the greatest bloody county on this earth mate, the more you travel the clearer it becomes. (no sarcasm intended).
Shhh! Don't tell 'em.
Remember, everything in the great outdoors can kill you
- spiders
- snakes
- crocs
- drop bears
- cane toads
- and I don't even have to mention sharks!
- Danny Minogue
- rips
- skin cancer
- bikies
What have I forgotten?
Select to expand quoteBletti said..
The country is pretty swell if you can put up with australians 
That's what the Kooris are saying now as well.
Select to expand quoteKIT33R said..
Shhh! Don't tell 'em.
Remember, everything in the great outdoors can kill you
- spiders
- snakes
- crocs
- drop bears
- cane toads
- and I don't even have to mention sharks!
- Danny Minogue
- rips
- skin cancer
- bikies
What have I forgotten?
Yeah what is it with all those animals trying to kill you in aus?
I'll stick with windy swell bashed country.
All I have to worry about is volcanoes, earth quakes, tornado's and flooding.
Select to expand quoteKIT33R said..
Shhh! Don't tell 'em.
Remember, everything in the great outdoors can kill you
- spiders
- snakes
- crocs
- drop bears
- cane toads
- and I don't even have to mention sharks!
- Danny Minogue
- rips
- skin cancer
- bikies
What have I forgotten?
Ricky Martin
Highest rate per capita
Pollution
Meth addicts( especially wa)
Alcohol abbuse
Domestic abuse against women and children
Racism against our aboriginal population
Highest cost of living
Unaffordable housing
Ain't no bed of roses , but at least we've wind
Select to expand quoteKIT33R said..
Shhh! Don't tell 'em.
Remember, everything in the great outdoors can kill you
- spiders
- snakes
- crocs
- drop bears
- cane toads
- and I don't even have to mention sharks!
- Danny Minogue
- rips
- skin cancer
- bikies
What have I forgotten?
- Guy Sebastian
- Private School Fat Cat Politicians "Joe Hockey" solution for people doing it hard to get a Higher paying job while they take helicopter rides and private cars funded by taxpayers
- Bad road design
- Investors killing home affordability
- Guy Sebastian
Select to expand quotesir ROWDY said..
All this stuff happens in Australia as well...
However I must agree, Australia is the greatest bloody county on this earth mate, the more you travel the clearer it becomes. (no sarcasm intended).
It's not the county it's the bloody continent :)
Select to expand quoteGfly said..KIT33R said..
Shhh! Don't tell 'em.
Remember, everything in the great outdoors can kill you
- spiders
- snakes
- crocs
- drop bears
- cane toads
- and I don't even have to mention sharks!
- Danny Minogue
- rips
- skin cancer
- bikies
What have I forgotten?
- Guy Sebastian
- Private School Fat Cat Politicians "Joe Hockey" solution for people doing it hard to get a Higher paying job while they take helicopter rides and private cars funded by taxpayers
- Bad road design
- Investors killing home affordability
- Guy Sebastian
Tony Abbott
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Highest rate per capita
Pollution
Meth addicts( especially wa)
Alcohol abbuse
Domestic abuse against women and children
Racism against our aboriginal population
Highest cost of living
Unaffordable housing
Ain't no bed of roses , but at least we've wind
Too many whinging poms....
Select to expand quoteExMaj said..
Lol yea green bar... I though red is your favourite color
LOL... I have to eat my greens now and then. 
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Australians need to travel to other countries so they will realize how good it is here.
<div>EXOTIlC TRAVEL
My wife and I decided to go on an organised trip to Afghanistan, to
see for ourselves what the place was like.
It didn't start well as the train we were travelling on broke down
just a few miles south of the station.
We found ourselves stranded in a scary hell hole where no one around
us spoke any English.
The train, and surrounding streets were full of Muslims, angry bearded
types glared at us, the wife stood out in her brightly colored
sun-dress, as all the local women were draped in black,head to toe,
burqas. We were extremely scared and convinced that we were in deep
trouble.
Just then, Jim our group leader ushered us off the train and round the
corner from Bankstown Station to the bus terminal, where we continued
our journey safely to Sydney Airport.
<div>
So I went overseas 25 years ago. Auckland, Hawaii, LA, London, Paris, Munich (Octoberfest!!), Amsterdam, Greece, Italy, etc... Had a great time but the longer I was away, the more I wanted to come home. You get so sick of looking at ruins, you start to wonder if they ever finished anything or if they just half built stuff, thought they will find this in 2,000 years and be impressed, so stopped and went and drunk wine and had Greek sex. November in London and it is 10 degrees and raining, back home 30 degrees and sunny. And there were a couple of IRA bombings just before we landed back in London from Vienna. Not a hard choice..
Terry...
Select to expand quotetangohotel said..
So I went overseas 25 years ago. Auckland, Hawaii, LA, London, Paris, Munich (Octoberfest!!), Amsterdam, Greece, Italy, etc... Had a great time but the longer I was away, the more I wanted to come home. You get so sick of looking at ruins, you start to wonder if they ever finished anything or if they just half built stuff, thought they will find this in 2,000 years and be impressed, so stopped and went and drunk wine and had Greek sex. November in London and it is 10 degrees and raining, back home 30 degrees and sunny. And there were a couple of IRA bombings just before we landed back in London from Vienna. Not a hard choice..
Terry...
The Bombs have stopped now IRA one's that is.
Select to expand quotecisco said..
Australians need to travel to other countries so they will realize how good it is here.
<div>EXOTIlC TRAVEL
My wife and I decided to go on an organised trip to Afghanistan, to
see for ourselves what the place was like.
It didn't start well as the train we were travelling on broke down
just a few miles south of the station.
We found ourselves stranded in a scary hell hole where no one around
us spoke any English.
The train, and surrounding streets were full of Muslims, angry bearded
types glared at us, the wife stood out in her brightly colored
sun-dress, as all the local women were draped in black,head to toe,
burqas. We were extremely scared and convinced that we were in deep
trouble.
Just then, Jim our group leader ushered us off the train and round the
corner from Bankstown Station to the bus terminal, where we continued
our journey safely to Sydney Airport.
Australia needs to stop the Hungry jacks TV adds
thats why muslims all over the world are coming here
because, the burqas are better at hungry jacks.
