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Wet tea towel
My mum was a sniper with it, she had plenty of practice with 3 lads living in a town where it rained 90% of the year,
I copped the wooden spoon , I'm fine with that .
Reasoning with a grumpy 5 yo , yeah right .
There is a difference between a bit of a smack or ear twist compared to a thrashing.
Yeah, for us it was a belt, but I can't help that thinking, looking at that image, that in the right hands discipline is fine. in the wrong hands it could be destructive.
From that image we have no idea if the person wielding the thong is going to be cruel or kind.
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She is concentrating very hard on her counting

Opinions are like arsholes, every bodies got one.
I still think the funny bit is the soon to be spoon catapult
My mother went through a lot of wooden spoons. Kept losing them til unfolding the old vinyl 'night and day' lounge for visitors only to find them all stashed amongst the blankets stored there.
My wife was disgusted, she couldn't believe that they put a shoe on the dinner table!
Maybe the old man said "If the kid eats it that sh1t,, I'll eat my shoe"
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I guess et al includes psychopaths.
My wife was disgusted, she couldn't believe that they put a shoe on the dinner table!
Maybe the old man said "If the kid eats it that sh1t,, I'll eat my shoe"
Maybe the old man is dead , the girl is sad , and the thong is the only thing left after the explosion to remember him by.