Is no fun......
Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?
I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!
Well, if the "pattern" is 30% chance when you're 30, 40% chance when you're 40, 50% chance when you're 50 then you're about on even chances now. Just shave it all off and make that your thing.
There were myself and three other thirty-somethings all chatting around my desk at work the other day, I was the only one with hair. The rest were all clippered off.
35 stArted losing it at 24-25.
tried different haircuts but really only had the mullet option or shaved.
unless it's a mullet like rod Stewart best off shaving it
Steer clear of transplants.
I used to have a customer who had paid about $500 000 too much for his cafe, so he decided to take it out on the milk man. Discounts, never leave the crates out, slow payment etc.
But I was always cheered up just by looking at his cheap transplant. A line of 3mm divots taken out of the back and planted in front of his 100% bald scalp. Just thinking about him makes me laugh.
Like the Doctor says, buy some hats
Select to expand quoteshoodbegood said..
Is no fun......
Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?
I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!
Assuming the treatments work, what difference is it going to make? Do you think you will be fabulously attractive and successful with more hair? Do you think nobody is going to notice the little tufts sticking out of the plugs in your head?
If you're ugly without hair then you're probably ugly with hair.
The comedian Bill Burr used to have a bit about hair transplants looking like ant legs...
As Kelly Slater once said...."If you haven't got it, you haven't got it"
Poor Kelly, he must struggle to pick up women. 
It is just part of what and who you are. Your genetics dictate how you look when you are 10, 30, 50 and hopefully at 100. If people judge you for how you look then it is their problem. Just be comfortable with who you are.
Remember Yul Brynner ? How about Donald Trump ? Well, may be not a good idea to copy Trump's comb-over.
I'm 53 and have a full head of hair, it's over rated. Look at blokes like Jason Statham, Sean Connery, think they cares about losing their hair? I wouldn't take Propecia (Finasteride), scary side effects.
Russia has a very simple changing its leader rule that's been going on for nearly 200 years.
It's called "bald-hairy".
A bald leader has to be changed with a hairy one and vice versa.
yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .
rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .
repeat process over 5 days ....................................................
you should see an improvement in hair growth.
report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................
Select to expand quoteSandS said..
yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .
rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .
repeat process over 5 days ....................................................
you should see an improvement in hair growth.
report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................
Working on it
Select to expand quotekiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.
I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..kiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.
I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.
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He did exactly what SandS suggested...And...On the sixth day, his hair returned ! But now his friends won't come near him.
By the way, should give "Ashley Madison" a try. According to the advert with that dodgy character in a white coat, as many as a stadium full of bald amigos now have a healthy top of hair. I did try to contact Ashley Madison, but all I got was about how to hook up with people for sex !
A very bald good friend of mine once said "the good lord only put hair on Anus' & Vaginas,Vaginas are useful so the rest of them must be Anus' " don't worry about it 
(insert slang as required to get the full effect on your mates )
And then there was the Russian guy who spent a fortune on a full hair transplant , endured a lot of pain to his head and wallet, went to jail and they shaved his head.
Thanks SeaBreezers for all your free advice !
I've decided to go with my original idea and grow old gracefully
And do what do most of the time, not give a **** 
