Apparently this isn't a one off occurrence!
www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/aussie-woman-reveals-injuries-after-horror-jetski-accident/news-story/85e7a831be6b6fbf24b147ba899eaed5
I have a friend who.......
Lets just say he was speed sailing and the boom broke, only wearing a waist harness, he wishes he was wearing a seat harness. My friend hit the water ass first, causing a bruised sphincters' and later on hemorrhoid's which was surgically removed a month later. Not as bad as the Jet Ski girl's injuries but lets just say its always possible. Some wave sailors who remain anonymous have similar stories of bailing out at heights and landing hard on their ass in the water with similar injuries.
Select to expand quoteAusMoz said..
he wishes he was wearing a seat harness
why u no clench sphincter?
Select to expand quoteAusMoz said..
I have a friend who.......
Lets just say he was speed sailing and the boom broke, only wearing a waist harness, he wishes he was wearing a seat harness. My friend hit the water ass first, causing a bruised sphincters' and later on hemorrhoid's which was surgically removed a month later. Not as bad as the Jet Ski girl's injuries but lets just say its always possible. Some wave sailors who remain anonymous have similar stories of bailing out at heights and landing hard on their ass in the water with similar injuries.
You can still get a salt water enema wearing a seat harness. Don't ask me how, but I know I have had it happen, but nothing as bad as these.
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said..AusMoz said..
he wishes he was wearing a seat harness
why u no clench sphincter?
Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly
Select to expand quoteAusMoz said..
Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly
Be like a boy scout always prepared with a pre-clenched sphincter...?
Select to expand quoteAusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...
I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said..AusMoz said..
Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly
Be like a boy scout always prepared with a pre-clenched sphincter...?
Sorry but that just sounds wrong in so many ways.
Select to expand quoteSquid Lips said..AusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...
I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.
Yep, I hate going places and forgetting to put on pants.
Select to expand quoteAusMoz said..Squid Lips said..AusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...
I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.
Yep, I hate going places and forgetting to put on pants.
It's like those dreams , when your naked in public , then wake up sad because it was only a dream 
