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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 19 Apr 2016
Mark _australia
WA, 23530 posts
19 Apr 2016 4:51PM
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Long time reader first time poster here - hello all
Just wanted to say I love chinamen
They invented gunpowder and fireworks but today for me it is their discovery of opium that is making me happy
Nice China people

djt91184
QLD, 1211 posts
19 Apr 2016 7:33PM
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All good till you run out

Bone74
380 posts
19 Apr 2016 5:34PM
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I thought u smoked it
Not stick it up ur nose

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
19 Apr 2016 7:39PM
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djt91184 said..
All good till you run out



bjw
QLD, 3687 posts
19 Apr 2016 8:15PM
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Who let this guy in?

I say send him to Nauru.

Mark _australia
WA, 23530 posts
19 Apr 2016 6:39PM
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Be nice it took me 3 tries and ten mins to log in

Log In is a curious term
Sign in makes moe Sense perhaps

Anyway this keeps me off the water so more waves for you guys
But less look entertainment for y all see u I. October

elmo
WA, 8879 posts
19 Apr 2016 7:31PM
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Hope it all went well Mark

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
19 Apr 2016 10:19PM
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In other news...

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
20 Apr 2016 2:55AM
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I'm not entirely sure how well Mark's operation went this morning as tonight he was asking me about kite lessons.

sotired
WA, 602 posts
20 Apr 2016 3:06AM
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Chris6791 said..
I'm not entirely sure how well Mark's operation went this morning as tonight he was asking me about kite lessons.


Gender re-assignment surgery?

djt91184
QLD, 1211 posts
20 Apr 2016 3:16PM
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Was it a big operation?
How long out of the water?
What opiates are the dosing you on endone, targin?

Mark _australia
WA, 23530 posts
20 Apr 2016 3:04PM
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What was supposed to be a cartilage repair but found no cartilage left ..... Worse than expected ..... :(
But will see how it goes in 6mths time

DARTH
WA, 3028 posts
20 Apr 2016 3:50PM
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Mark _australia said..
What was supposed to be a cartilage repair but found no cartilage left ..... Worse than expected ..... :(
But will see how it goes in 6mths time


Hacked

djt91184
QLD, 1211 posts
20 Apr 2016 6:33PM
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Ahh unfortunate and arthritis is no fun at all

Mark _australia
WA, 23530 posts
20 Apr 2016 10:50PM
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Nah no arthritis luckily
It was a labral tear that started to degrade such that a section can't be fixed
Setback but not terminal cross fingers

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
21 Apr 2016 1:41AM
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sotired said..

Chris6791 said..
I'm not entirely sure how well Mark's operation went this morning as tonight he was asking me about kite lessons.



Gender re-assignment surgery?



Yup, apparently Lotowind was the organ donor.

bjw
QLD, 3687 posts
21 Apr 2016 6:40AM
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Not cool. Relax, repair and get better.

Adriano
11206 posts
21 Apr 2016 7:12AM
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Mark _australia said..
Long time reader first time poster here - hello all
Just wanted to say I love chinamen
They invented gunpowder and fireworks but today for me it is their discovery of opium that is making me happy
Nice China people


Thank the Neolithic European cultures and later including the ancient Greeks, not China. China made it more of a recreational drug in the 15th century - and I don't think you can confine it to Chinese men alone. It's medicinal properties were well known for centuries before.

I hope your recovery goes well.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
21 Apr 2016 9:22AM
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Markie,

I want you to know that whatever problems you're having ...

I'm here to read it on Seabreeze.

djt91184
QLD, 1211 posts
22 Apr 2016 11:18PM
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I just had my second ear drilled for surfers ear today at sc university hospital and got awarded a packet of opium pills for my efforts.
Its such a amazing painkiller truly gods gift to man.
With a little catch 22.
Subtle, dangerously addictive, constipates you like nothing else, need to take antihistamines or you scratch your body like a dog with fleas, fineline for overdose cos you dont feel high just numb the list goes on.
Like most great things in this world it can kill you easily.
I've had three rounds of surgery in 14 months so yeah

Mark _australia
WA, 23530 posts
23 Apr 2016 11:22AM
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^^^ nice
I must admit the 3 pound rock hard poo is a downside.....

Kozzie
QLD, 1451 posts
23 Apr 2016 7:48PM
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Mark _australia said..
^^^ nice
I must admit the 3 pound rock hard poo is a downside.....



****n tell me about it did my back at work week ago bloody opiates make you constapated as ****. i just kept getting visions of trainspottings worst pub in scotland scene everytime i sat on the can and waited 5 minutes before i realised ohhhh yeahhh im on opiates i cant **** for ****.

anyways speedy recovery and all that
wouldnt wish 6 months out of the water to my worst enemy just a week sofar for me and its doing my ****n head in

appleman
TAS, 443 posts
23 Apr 2016 8:44PM
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Depending on how bad the pain, ask the Doc, tell him your having trouble on the crapper,and he might put you on something else,synthetic opioids, Tramadol, I think is easier on the stomach ,add some vallium, for relaxation,,and some, Meloxican,for inflammation, and you should be flying. Panadol only after that,
Stay away from the codeine.
I'm definitely not a doctor or an abuser.
Good luck with the recovery.

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
24 Apr 2016 12:32AM
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Never trust a china man given half a chance they robb ya blind me not speek no fken english fkmmm

desertyank
1264 posts
24 Apr 2016 3:02AM
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The cure might be worse....




sn
WA, 2775 posts
25 Apr 2016 4:07PM
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Hey Mark....

Haribos sugar free gummie bears will be your friend.

if you dontbelieve me - google the consumer reviews

stephen

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
29 Apr 2016 1:33PM
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Just spent a week in hospital myself, heard some guy come in one night and according to the nurse he "gave birth to a 10 pound baby" LOL

lets just say it hurt my ears just listening to it (you have no choice in a four bed ward), and I wouldnt wish it on anyone.

All I can say is "make sure your take your laxatives"

GreenPat
QLD, 4098 posts
2 May 2016 9:39AM
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There i was thinking was the only one getting itchy on oxycodone. Everyone else I speak to who has had it doesn't know what I'm talking about. Interesting idea about antihistamines.

Tramadol is pretty good too.



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