Damn it I wish they would get on with it- it might be ...like hard funs (adult sites)

I am in my contact list multiple times (U know using backdoor reverse compiling TGIF discount vouchers) So I don't miss out!!
Counted 93 of these in various guises last week - totally Bollywood spam

Vindaloo on repeat ( Just sooo hot)
Dear user of ----
I am a spyware software developer.
Your account has been hacked by me in the summer of 2018.
I understand that it is hard to believe, but here is my evidence (I sent you this email from your account).
The hacking was carried out using a hardware vulnerability through which you went online (Cisco router, vulnerability CVE-2018-0296).
I went around the security system in the router, installed an exploit there.
When you went online, my exploit downloaded my malicious code (rootkit) to your device.
This is driver software, I constantly updated it, so your antivirus is silent all time.
Since then I have been following you (I can connect to your device via the VNC protocol).
That is, I can see absolutely everything that you do, view and download your files and any data to yourself.
I also have access to the camera on your device, and I periodically take photos and videos with you.
At the moment, I have harvested a solid dirt... on you...
I saved all your email and chats from your messangers.
I also saved the entire history of the sites you visit.
I note that it is useless to change the passwords. My malware update passwords from your accounts every times.
I know what you like hard funs (adult sites).
Oh, yes .. I'm know your secret life, which you are hiding from everyone.
Oh my God, what are your like... I saw THIS ... Oh, you dirty naughty person ... :)
I took photos and videos of your most passionate funs with adult content, and synchronized them in real time with the image of your camera. Believe it turned out very high quality!

So, to the business!
I'm sure you don't want to show these files and visiting history to all your contacts.
Transfer $827 to my Bitcoin cryptocurrency wallet: pull me kangaroo down sport banking services..
Just copy and paste the wallet number when transferring.
If you do not know how to do this - ask Google.
My system automatically recognizes the translation.
As soon as the specified amount is received, all your data will be destroyed from my server, and the rootkit will be automatically removed from your system.

Do not worry, I really will delete everything, since I am 'working' with many people who have fallen into your position.
You will only have to inform your provider about the vulnerabilities in the router so that other hackers will not use it.

Since opening this letter you have 48 hours.
If funds not will be received, after the specified time has elapsed, the disk of your device will be formatted,
and from my server will automatically send email and sms to all your contacts with compromising material.
I advise you to remain prudent and not engage in nonsense.
Good luck!
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I was always taught to sign letters!!
I wonder how hard it would be to implement a universal crap removal filter on the WWW of emails....
Is it worth starting a petition for a bit more inventive spam?
Cheers
AP

Mark - U bugger - I was going for the trifecta..
Posts in this forum without any reply.... This was number 2 I thought this was done & dusted..

But I will take that back - U have given me good advice in the past

FWIW - I am still waiting to be introduced to this entertainment 2...
I don't have a camera on my PC so I might be getting a free upgrade to my jewels
It is stunning that there are enough people who would pay that they fish with this sort of crap.

Cheers
AP