No one ever really wants to be the one who retrieves the oldies and takes them back to the retirement village.

"Yes, yes, we definitely have the "stain"...someone call Linda Tripp...by jove Donnie I think you finally got him..."

Hell ya - you'se all gonna vote for that right
Haha, yep for sure, I'll rig the voting machine, no one will ever know...
FD takes the cake with a late entry (sorry I forgot about this).
Notable entries
Philin, for how he should really be dressed
and
Carantoc for bringing back the polkadots.
Take it away Mr Dutchman