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Created by Macroscien > 9 months ago, 27 Aug 2016
Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
27 Aug 2016 10:52AM
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I propose small Sunday quiz / competition to expose the most absurd scam !

Here is my candidate

ezbatteryreconditioning.com/






Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
27 Aug 2016 11:57AM
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Food Babe. I win.

David Wolfe. I win again.

Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
27 Aug 2016 12:45PM
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Kamikuza said..





Food Babe. I win.

David Wolfe. I win again.


Good one Kamikuze ,
but I can beat you easy with that one :
checkmate !
You will never have to buy petrol for your car with this Hydrogen Generator !







Jupiter
2156 posts
27 Aug 2016 12:35PM
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Walking my dog one sunny morning, I took a detour and guess what? I found a tiny stream with crystal clear fluid bubbling in it ! Curious, I followed the tiny bubbling stream and there in front of us, a hill.

So this idea is now brewing in my head for a few years now. I want to bottle the water and market it as a "premium health" product. I reckon with the huge array of "spring water: being marketed for premium rip-off prices, the spring water I discovered will surely make it a top choice for exclusive restaurants and hipsters' cafes?

Why am I telling you all this? Well...I am looking for sharp investors, investors who can see a good long-term, hands-off opportunity to set themselves up for their retirements. Please note that only a handful of people are allowed in. So hurry before you miss out ! Only the first 50 investors are lucky enough to join.

Sit back and let your money works for you , harder than ever before.

How to join? Send $50,0000 to this post office box 666 Jackassville, Virgin Island. Alternatively, email your bank account details.

dan111984
461 posts
27 Aug 2016 1:00PM
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Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
27 Aug 2016 9:12PM
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Macroscien said...
Kamikuza said..





Food Babe. I win.

David Wolfe. I win again.


Good one Kamikuze ,
but I can beat you easy with that one :
checkmate !
You will never have to buy petrol for your car with this Hydrogen Generator !









Mythbusted tried that. It didn't work in real time but the car did run on H2 for a short time.

So a lot less woo and scam that those two noxious scum bags I listed

Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
27 Aug 2016 9:31PM
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Kamikuza said..

So a lot less woo and scam that those two noxious scum bags I listed



You sure you could beat that claim ? ! If not conspiracy of all oil and electric companies everybody would have one of those Free Energy Devices at home

Did you send your money to Pakistan to get the latest , most efficient device ?

sn
WA, 2775 posts
27 Aug 2016 10:29PM
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eppo
WA, 9763 posts
28 Aug 2016 7:24AM
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Thought you guys might find this funny...

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Introducing-the-North-CLICK-BAR/




Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
28 Aug 2016 11:05AM
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eppo said..
Thought you guys might find this funny...

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/Introducing-the-North-CLICK-BAR/




Yeep, kiters go toward simplicity (knowing their limitations) and all windsurfers want is speed. Here is the answer


Technically if there is nothing faster then fastest , no need to look any further before you spent you money.

Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
28 Aug 2016 12:33PM
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Nobody can beat this guy in his presentation.

This is the most annoying presentation anybody could imagine and people should be paid a lot just to listening to it :





electricityfreedom.net/video/?aff_id=121334&subid=caddeskusa&suid=%2CpCg3Phys7q-I3s27ry4Jr01cy9






I wish that one day some law will be invented so people constantly repeating lies could be punished (?)

On one side as see billions of dollars in fines on poor VW imposed that tried to bend the truth and on another millions of "snake oil" re sellers small guys like that above completely free to sell their lies to the public.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
28 Aug 2016 1:39PM
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Pick anything here

Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
28 Aug 2016 2:09PM
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kiteboy dave said..
Pick anything here



Do you this this works any better then your pills and drops ?








Jupiter
2156 posts
28 Aug 2016 12:14PM
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I have a few...

(1). FirePower fuel pills. Put one in your fuel tank, and you are instantly rewarded with much improved fuel economy.

(2). Peter Brock's "Energy Polarizer". Gives you 30% improvement in fuel economy.

(3). Hiclone. Much spruiked in the 4WD circle. Supposed to give 24% improvement in fuel economy, and 15% more power ! WOW !

(4). A tiny ring on your finger to stop snoring. Ever being sold in pharmacists !

(5). Water Polarizer. It applies a minute current to your drinking water. It forces the electrons in your water to align themselves, instead of jumping all over the place. Good for your health. Holly Water ? Or Holly Crap !

(6). Dragon Blood face cream. A "Face Sculpting" gel. Manufactured by "Skin Physics". Must be good when physics is involved !

I have a hell of a lot more ...

sn
WA, 2775 posts
28 Aug 2016 9:09PM
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Jupiter said..(4). A tiny ring on your finger to stop snoring.



Funny that, about the same time I had a ring put on one of my fingers, my snoring was dramatically reduced.

Strangely enough, my ribs started developing bruises around the same time too.



stephen

ok
NSW, 1089 posts
28 Aug 2016 11:55PM
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Electronic car rust proofing

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
29 Aug 2016 7:36AM
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This is not a scam, I have one and have never seen a zombie, an evil being, an alien or demon..... the roof of my house is totally clean and nothing is sticking to it.............. see it is working!

myusernam
QLD, 6154 posts
29 Aug 2016 10:26AM
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www.harveynorman.com.au/lif3-smartchip-for-android.html

70 bucks for some stickyback copper

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
29 Aug 2016 12:40PM
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Any organic food product

Jupiter
2156 posts
29 Aug 2016 3:29PM
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I reckon the biggest con is bottled water. Pure water collected from a crystal clear spring in a remote mountain somewhere. Water is filtered through layers of rocks and only emerges after millions of years ! Full of minerals that are good for you.

Many people fell for the marketing tricks, judging by the amount of empty, or partially empty plastic bottles dotted around the country side ! I reckon the Water Corporation should get a cut for the amount of tap water being sold as "Spring Water" !

Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
29 Aug 2016 6:32PM
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That is all nothing in comparison to BIG and ONE OFF scams going here.

How on hell one person could benefit from selling Australia land /territory to Chinese ?!

This single transaction account for 2.3% of whole pastoral land in whole Australia.

Maybe I could sell them whole Tasmania to highest bidder ?

www.theage.com.au/business/companies/kidman-bidding-hots-up-as-gina-rinehart-mulls-move-20160829-gr3drx.html






felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
30 Aug 2016 9:13AM
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Jupiter said..
I reckon the biggest con is bottled water. Pure water collected from a crystal clear spring in a remote mountain somewhere. Water is filtered through layers of rocks and only emerges after millions of years ! Full of minerals that are good for you.

Many people fell for the marketing tricks, judging by the amount of empty, or partially empty plastic bottles dotted around the country side ! I reckon the Water Corporation should get a cut for the amount of tap water being sold as "Spring Water" !


^^^^^^^^^ The water corp get a cut..... Water's not free ^^^^^^^^^ Plus the halal stamp

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
30 Aug 2016 1:02PM
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Jupiter said...
I reckon the biggest con is bottled water. Pure water collected from a crystal clear spring in a remote mountain somewhere. Water is filtered through layers of rocks and only emerges after millions of years ! Full of minerals that are good for you.

Many people fell for the marketing tricks, judging by the amount of empty, or partially empty plastic bottles dotted around the country side ! I reckon the Water Corporation should get a cut for the amount of tap water being sold as "Spring Water" !

I buy bottled water because it's cold and doesn't have mountains of sugar and doesn't taste like ****.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
30 Aug 2016 4:23PM
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THE 7 CRAZIEST SCAMS YOU WILL EVER SEE! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

1. How large breasts are...

[give evlPanda $5 to learn more]

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
30 Aug 2016 4:25PM
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Kamikuza said..
I buy bottled water because it's cold and doesn't have mountains of sugar and doesn't taste like ****.


WHY? WHY DO YOU WANT ICE COLD WATER!??!?!? ?
IT IS WINTER!!!

This drives me crazy. It's 4 degrees outside; don't put ****ing ice in my water.

Jupiter
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30 Aug 2016 4:08PM
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Kamikuza said..
I buy bottled water because it's cold and doesn't have mountains of sugar and doesn't taste like ****.



I respect your choice to buy bottled water, Kamikuza. However, I also find your argument doesn't quite stack up.

For a start, tap water doesn't have sugar in it. Secondly, tap water doesn't taste that bad. It has a tint of chemical smell because of the chlorine and fluoride. Of course, tap water does taste differently in different areas. Some I find slightly salty some probably has too much chlorine.

In New Zealand, dentists found some school children have more than the normal proportion of tooth decay. What was intriguing was that these cases were in more up-market areas. One would assume that being richer means your dental health is also better. The root cause is possible due to bottled water. Rich kids drink bottled water which doesn't has fluoride added to it. While poorer kids simply drink tap water !

Now I don't want to turn this into whether adding fluoride in tap water causes cancer, or it is a human rights issue. By all means have your bottled water, but for Christ sake, don't just bloody turn the public space into a rubbish dump !

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
31 Aug 2016 1:52PM
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(1). FirePower fuel pills. Put one in your fuel tank, and you are instantly rewarded with much improved fuel economy.


Years ago I had a lovely, Japanese coupe with a 4 litre V8. Bit of a gas guzzler. Somebody gave me some of these fuel pills for free so I thought "why not?".

I used to drive Gold Coast to Toowoombah and back twice, every week. I was getting 9l/100km, which is what was quoted in the car's manual for highway fuel consumption. I know this because it was my (own) company's car and I logged and claimed the trips and fuel.

After using the pills I was getting 7l/100km.

You tell me.

Jupiter
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31 Aug 2016 12:20PM
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Years ago I had a lovely, Japanese coupe with a 4 litre V8. Bit of a gas guzzler. Somebody gave me some of these fuel pills for free so I thought "why not?".
I used to drive Gold Coast to Toowoombah and back twice, every week. I was getting 9l/100km, which is what was quoted in the car's manual for highway fuel consumption. I know this because it was my (own) company's car and I logged and claimed the trips and fuel.
After using the pills I was getting 7l/100km.You tell me.



Hundreds, possibly thousands of investors in that scam who lost the whole bloody lot, can offer more than ample evidence that it is just that, a scam. In fact, my ex-boss lost 20 millions. Interesting enough, he thought the bastard is a Kiwi, so he must be OK to deal with. Wrong !

Let me put it simply...If the pill does work, would it be selling like hot cakes ? If it does sell like hot cake, why did it fail ?

Could it be possible that the pills you put in your fuel tank managed to "rewire" your car computer, and gave false readings, like the VW case ?

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
31 Aug 2016 8:25PM
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Jupiter said..

Kamikuza said..
I buy bottled water because it's cold and doesn't have mountains of sugar and doesn't taste like ****.


I respect your choice to buy bottled water, Kamikuza. However, I also find your argument doesn't quite stack up.

For a start, tap water doesn't have sugar in it. Secondly, tap water doesn't taste that bad. It has a tint of chemical smell because of the chlorine and fluoride. Of course, tap water does taste differently in different areas. Some I find slightly salty some probably has too much chlorine.

In New Zealand, dentists found some school children have more than the normal proportion of tooth decay. What was intriguing was that these cases were in more up-market areas. One would assume that being richer means your dental health is also better. The root cause is possible due to bottled water. Rich kids drink bottled water which doesn't has fluoride added to it. While poorer kids simply drink tap water !

Now I don't want to turn this into whether adding fluoride in tap water causes cancer, or it is a human rights issue. By all means have your bottled water, but for Christ sake, don't just bloody turn the public space into a rubbish dump !


What argument? Get off your high horse. I buy bottled water when I'm out and want a cold drink because the other options in the fridge are either full of sugar or taste like **** eg. coffee in a can.

At home, we filter the water and put it in a jug in the fridge. And the PET bottles into the recycling. And I guarantee we put more effort into recycling than you do

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
31 Aug 2016 8:27PM
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evlPanda said..

Kamikuza said..
I buy bottled water because it's cold and doesn't have mountains of sugar and doesn't taste like ****.



WHY? WHY DO YOU WANT ICE COLD WATER!??!?!? ?
IT IS WINTER!!!

This drives me crazy. It's 4 degrees outside; don't put ****ing ice in my water.



I drink hot black coffee in the middle of summer too. I don't see what the weather has to do with it.



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