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Baseball Caps

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Created by kiterboy > 9 months ago, 25 Mar 2021
kiterboy
2614 posts
25 Mar 2021 11:59AM
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This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.

UncleBob
NSW, 1301 posts
25 Mar 2021 4:02PM
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kiterboy said..
This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.


Go on, tell us what you really think...

Buster fin
WA, 2596 posts
25 Mar 2021 1:14PM
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UncleBob said..

kiterboy said..
This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.



Go on, tell us what you really think...


Kiterboy has no ears and is jealous. Perhaps.

kiterboy
2614 posts
25 Mar 2021 3:17PM
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It's a travesty against nature and good sense.

The only other thing that comes close to this are the guys who wear diving caps and think they look good.
Oh gawd...DRIVING CAPS!
WTF are you thinking people???!!!
I'm just glad I've never seen any of those mentally disabled people tucking their ears under their driving caps.

kiterboy
2614 posts
25 Mar 2021 3:24PM
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rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
25 Mar 2021 6:04PM
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I'm sure I saw Kiterboy with his cap on backwards.(long memories)

Brent in Qld
WA, 1391 posts
25 Mar 2021 4:05PM
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Yeah, wear em high like ya old man pants.




lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
25 Mar 2021 7:47PM
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Buster fin said..
Kiterboy has no ears and is jealous. Perhaps.



He use to have ears, but he never tucked them under his cap so they had to remove them due to skin cancer.

FormulaNova
WA, 15090 posts
25 Mar 2021 6:01PM
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I hate to admit it but I can't wear a cap that low. It only just covers my big head! Getting the ears in would be an achievement.

Imax1
QLD, 4926 posts
25 Mar 2021 8:07PM
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Is it still cool to leave the sticker on ?

Toph
WA, 1873 posts
25 Mar 2021 10:28PM
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Imax1 said..
Is it still cool to leave the sticker on ?


So that's actually a thing????
I might have to lay off my boys for doing that then

James
WA, 549 posts
26 Mar 2021 10:52AM
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Try doing it with a 60cm circumference noggin.

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
27 Mar 2021 8:39AM
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Go home Yankee, or get a real hat

Gorgo
VIC, 5108 posts
27 Mar 2021 12:20PM
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kiterboy said..
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Oh gawd...DRIVING CAPS!
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Truckers caps are called truckers caps for a reason. They're ideal when you're driving into the rising or setting sun. Not much use at other times. You can take them off when you don't need them if you want.

I would think about tucking my ears under my cap if it was super cold or I was worried about sun on the top of my ears. Hopefully I would have a hat more suited to the conditions, but if that's all you've got then you make do what you have.

Mr Milk
NSW, 3116 posts
27 Mar 2021 1:36PM
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Golfers caps don't blow off as easily as baseball caps do.
Would a baggy green be OK for kiterboy?


My personal fav

Buster fin
WA, 2596 posts
27 Mar 2021 6:12PM
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Sombrero.

GasHazard
QLD, 385 posts
27 Mar 2021 9:11PM
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Harrow said..
Go home Yankee, or get a real hat


Gee, I thought I was the only curmudgeon who resented American cultural imperialism. I was given one and I find it's excellent for driving when the sun visor doesn't do the job. There's no brim to get caught on the seat head rest. It could be worse. It could be a MAGA hat.



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