See the colour of the pitch? I went to a one day match with a green pitch like that, it was a complete waste of money.
Now the clouds have cleared, the humidity will drop, and the Aussie bowlers won't get the same swing. 
Select to expand quoteSandfoot said..
you have only 10 red faces but there is 11 in the team.?
Michael Johnson is a West Aussie and high scored , I'll give him a 
, for when he starts to bowl !
Select to expand quoteesoom said..
Michael Johnson is a West Aussie and high scored , I'll give him a , for when he starts to bowl !
No - I think he is called EXTRAS 
Thats 11 for you Sandfoot
I bet Watto is secretly smiling now the heats off him for a while. He might even get another game at this rate. Voges and clarke simply have to go. The marsh boy's aren't that much chop either. Disgraceful.
I liked this " the first ashes test innings ball by ball summary to fit into a single tweet"
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Apparently it was all due to a spelling error....
www.theshovel.com.au/2015/08/07/catastrophic-spelling-error-sees-australian-croquet-team-take-to-field-in-4th-test/
Select to expand quoteSandfoot said..
you have only 10 red faces but there is 11 in the team.?
That's because the last man standing can't be bowled out.
Had that been possible then I'm pretty sure there would be 11 red faces.
The funny part was,, I started watching the game just before tea time and thought I shouldn't get sucked into it because I didn't have time to watch a long game.
By the time i had eaten it and tidied up, it was all over. 
I have never had that before; not even in one day games.
Unbelievable 
The whole game was a bit like watching the highlights of a game after it had all finished.
Stuart Broad,.. bowled 8 out for a total of 15 runs!! Has that ever happened before?
I am beginning to think there might be something to Macpweet33's chem-trails proposition.
They kept the Pommie team under cover the previous day and gave the Aussies a good spray.
What else could it be???
They all just filed in one after the other and played the same game. Out for a duck!
so i assume england won the toss and sent aussies into bat, knowing the conditions?
^^ Yes they did, but....ahem...they didn't seem to have too much trouble batting when it was their turn, on the first morning
Maybe we can bat for a third innings, but that would only add to the pain of defeat.
And I think Clack should have declared the innings at the fall of our second wicket and got the poms in on the green top.
That is good. Now I can go to bed earlier, ready for a good windsurfing session, if wind does arrive
In cricket, commentators kept bringing up craps about "records" and stuff. Now here is one for them to talk about.
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Even Adam Goodes would have booed them
I was about to ask if a section of the crowd, say 1000 ppl, all aboriginal, booed them would it be racist or just cos they were being ****!?
